It's like The Browning from wish.com mixed with bad (most) ((all)) Asking Alexandria

I'm gonna have to listen to this now, just because of this review! I had a friend once who always bought the worst album in the Metal Hammer magazine, lol.

Album Rating: 2.0

dumb review

Hell yeah I’ve gotta check this bad boy out.

Lmao this review takes me back to the legendary AA crab review. Good job

If you don't send this review to 10 of your crabbiest friends, your will die tomorrow.

Jimmy Brown read this post and didn't listen, the next day he was found dead in his room with crab claw in his eye.

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

a 1 really

not low enough

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

the haters man

why would this band still be doing stuff. like people shit on metallica for not hanging it up, but this is a band that should not still be playing

I'mma just go listen to Bilmuri.

"why would this band still be doing stuff"

The 'band' really isn't. Its just 2 of the more non-essential members rebooting for a cash-grab

their best release to date

0/10

Album Rating: 1.0

“Dumb review”

Well in my defense the EP is pretty damned dumb too.



Otherwise thanks for coming by guys!

Review reminds me of the vintage 2000s sput core reviews in a good way

Imma just go listen to bilmuri (2)

Art

so is this the trademark Sput review style now

This is the only way to review this album

Not sure I understand why the ratings for this are so low. Only listened to the title track and it's not bad at all. Generic for sure but the chorus hits nice and the guitar solo was a fun little surprise. If the rest is similar, I feel like you guys are overstating how bad this is.

crabcore in 2023