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Mort.
September 5th 2022


25062 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

the genre peaked 23 years ago

ProphetNimd
September 5th 2022


227 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

This band makes me proud to be in Atlanta. I've enjoyed a lot of albums this year but this is next-level. I haven't been this hyped about an album in a long time.

MarsKid
Emeritus
September 5th 2022


21030 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"the genre peaked 23 years ago"



Please take your dusty dinosaur-ass takes and tired cynicism to a thread that gives a damn thanks



Blizzink
September 5th 2022


235 Comments


I like the constituent parts of this, but something turns me off. The theater kid energy is definitely unappealing.

It's easy to recognize their talent, so I understand why people would dig it.

dndukes
September 5th 2022


7 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

To me, it sounds like The Used listened to Dog Fashioned Disco and Mouthbreather for a few months and then wrote an album. Avant-garde leaning mathcore....

Comatorium.
September 5th 2022


5048 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

In a few pages late but good christ Johnny you love to hear yourself talk don’t ya

Manatea
Staff Reviewer
September 5th 2022


1934 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I’ve listened to nothing but this album on repeat all day…

MARS! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!?

MyColdShoulder
September 5th 2022


546 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Only a minute into the opener and this shit is awesome

PotsyTater
September 5th 2022


10100 Comments


Not sure id like this now, but I’m very intrigued anyways

Cormano
September 5th 2022


4096 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

this is insanely good

rc239
September 5th 2022


402 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

star baby

KrillBoi
September 5th 2022


465 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Violent Astrology goes so unbelievably fucking hard

Pho3nix
September 5th 2022


1605 Comments


"...including the nearing-parody levels of saxophone abuse"

But this is a good thing, one of my fave things about current metal trends

conesmoke
September 5th 2022


7875 Comments


Such a fantastic band name

MarsKid
Emeritus
September 5th 2022


21030 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

How's the weather lads

MCJACKDAHL
September 5th 2022


345 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"Theater kid energy" I audibly lol'd. The presentation is pretentious as all fuck but I bet this sounds pretty cool.

mynameischan
Staff Reviewer
September 5th 2022


2406 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Very good record

botb
September 5th 2022


17862 Comments


Is it even a MK review if there isn’t a zapruder plug in the middle somewhere

MarsKid
Emeritus
September 5th 2022


21030 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I don't think I've ever plugged Zapruder before in the middle of a review, and I just checked my master doc to be sure lol. Now, recommended artists list? Probably several times. But that's because check Zapruder.

Cormano
September 5th 2022


4096 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

mars have you checked the new sunflo'er record



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