Album Rating: 3.0

"Nothing about those other band names is in any way disconcerting tbh (lol?)"

Imperial Triumphant is a sus name for any metal band and the other two are just disconcertingly bad a l a s

Album Rating: 2.5

Colton jam Imperial Triumphant to prove your hardness, I wouldn’t be too concerned it’s basically indie folk as Sow has already provided his seal of approval

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

I actually hate this band name and like them in spite of that fact

Album Rating: 4.0

Alls I can say for sure is that Street Worms takes a greasy dump all over this, that album's actually pretty banging front to back

Album Rating: 4.0

Track 6 and ADD feel like missteps but otherwise this is absurdly fun

Album Rating: 4.0

As an adhd boi I appreciate the subject matter on those two but I have to agree

I like big boy

"Yeah, that's right
He's a big boy
Yes, captain daddy"

Album Rating: 4.0

Don't you wannit???

All the people in the club go
Don't you waaannnt ittt??

Album Rating: 4.0

Viagra Boys? More like Viagra Fools amirite

It's a bit of a stretch but if that's a niagra falls joke then tip of the hat

Album Rating: 4.0

Oh this is awesome



Troglodyte fucks, also love the lyrics

Album Rating: 4.0

YOU'RE NOT AN APE



YOU'RE A TROG

LO

DYTE

Album Rating: 4.0

‘niagara falls joke’



well yeah obvs

Album Rating: 2.5

I wish this went harder



pretty flaccid

Album Rating: 4.0

I don't think their intention is to "go hard" tho, it's sarcastic dance punk

Album Rating: 2.5

name says otherwise

Album Rating: 4.0

"name says otherwise"



Lmfao fair enough

Album Rating: 4.0

does go hard

Album Rating: 4.0

The swagger and postironic idiocy are great and hilarious though



And does go hard