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tyman128
Staff Reviewer
June 20th 2022


4525 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

a defining compositional piece of our time

ChaoticVortex
June 20th 2022


1595 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Holy fuck this is bad.

naughtcturnal
June 20th 2022


2682 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

band has always been a joke but this review and these comments have got me wanting to give this a spin lmao

mrdogthrow
June 20th 2022


2116 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

what in the micheal keene is this shit

tyman128
Staff Reviewer
June 20th 2022


4525 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

i love all the different ways people are calling this awful in the thread

pizzamachine
June 20th 2022


27214 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Musics poopy bum i donut like

TheSonomaDude
June 20th 2022


9077 Comments


the sad thing is i probably know 10 fuckers that would unironically love this. 7 of them own all-black dodge challengers, and all of them have ear gages and smell like mango vape

brainmelter
Contributing Reviewer
June 20th 2022


8328 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

at least we get some laughs out of this one, this isn’t even their worst album

tyman128
Staff Reviewer
June 20th 2022


4525 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

not their worst? what?

TheSonomaDude
June 20th 2022


9077 Comments


the first song i ever heard from them was "faces imploding". we were in the drivethru at Sonic when it started playing on the shuffle. we couldn't order because we were laughing so fucking hard, holy shit it was hilarious.

brainmelter
Contributing Reviewer
June 20th 2022


8328 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I personally find ulta ulla to be their worst but I’m just comparing turds at this point

tyman128
Staff Reviewer
June 20th 2022


4525 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

fair enoughhh

YuriZakhaev
June 20th 2022


1061 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

"what in the micheal keene is this shit"



I don't think Keene can stoop this low tbh

mrdogthrow
June 20th 2022


2116 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

i forgot they were signed by nuclear blast at one point and then subsequently dropped because lucas mann was being lucas mann

tyman128
Staff Reviewer
June 20th 2022


4525 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

good ole lucas mann... what a guy

MrGlass
June 20th 2022


605 Comments


I actually really like Dingir and have a pretty good time with their other albums too. This one's a big ol' dud for me though

OllieS
June 20th 2022


2280 Comments


"legit reminds me of the timesplitters 2 soundtrack, for PS2"

TheSonomaDude
June 20th 2022


9077 Comments


didn't they threaten someone at nuclear blast with extortion?

bigguytoo9
June 20th 2022


1412 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I saw these guys open for Decapitated 11 years ago, yikes.

BAT
June 20th 2022


1855 Comments


i'm assuming lucas turned this in to nuclear blast as a 'new rings album'and they laughed in his face, so he threatened to leave if they didn't put it out. then they prolly laughed even harder and said 'cool ur dropped'

https://metalinjection.net/news/drama/rings-of-saturn-dropped-by-nuclear-blast-after-lucas-mann-threatens-label'



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