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Cormano
October 28th 2021


4104 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"Just skip Lust For Life..."



yeah don't listen to this guy

Cormano
October 28th 2021


4104 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"BTD Paradise Edition is pretty solid"



the Paradise songs really do enhance the experience

Winesburgohio
Staff Reviewer
October 29th 2021


3970 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

outstanding review, nailed it

LaughingSkull
October 29th 2021


860 Comments


Sigh... People bashing BTD again...
Guys, you need to understand something: If you don't "get" BTD, both its musical worth and its cultural significance for its respective period, then you really have no business discussing LDR at all.

idk what age ranges you fall into, but please listen to someone who was in his mature years back then when BTD happened:
That album's singles' releases were a fucking CULTURAL RESET that changed the world, the same way that art from other spheres did at the time. (i.e. Game of Thrones)

LDR's emergence out of nowhere was so impactful and transformative that a part of me wishes it could go back 10 years just so that it can hear songs like You Can Be the Boss (which, curiously never made it to any album...), Blue Jeans, Off to the Races, Million Dollar Man, etc. for the first time and be totally blown out of my shoes by them...

I was knee-deep in misery and suffering during that now-distant end to my first quarter-life on this earth, but then Lana appeared, and she revived not only me, but also the pathetic and dreary state that the world was in at that specific point in time.

Sheesh... Born to Die for life! Or...DEATH !!! >=D

Sowing
Moderator
October 29th 2021


43954 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

that was neat

gravityswitch
October 29th 2021


1887 Comments


I personaly prefer my pasta fresh thanks

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
October 29th 2021


60426 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

wow, love it when it takes 5 full pages for someone to post something remotely worthwhile in a thread only for it to get immediately pagebroken



you disrespectful fucks

Egarran
October 29th 2021


34038 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

His fault for not counting to 20, the absolute noob

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
October 29th 2021


60426 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

stop making this about the numbers again you insensitive shitbore, has anyone seriously never told you that it's never a good look to wade in using your dick as a victim blaming abacus you disgust me

fogza
Contributing Reviewer
October 29th 2021


9813 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

johnny are you ok

are you ok johnny

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
October 29th 2021


60426 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

no i had a 2/10 nap and nothing will restore that time

fogza
Contributing Reviewer
October 29th 2021


9813 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

must be a horlicks shortage in japan, naps everywhere are at risk

LaughingSkull
October 29th 2021


860 Comments


Also a post-scriptum to my tirade:
"Cola" off Paradise is eternal.

In the context of LDR's discography, it simply serves as a convenient closure to the BTD era.

But in the overall context of music and the industry, it's a fucking turning point in world history.

BIG FUCKING DOT.

Egarran
October 29th 2021


34038 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Johnny, I'm afraid our couples therapist is gonna have to look at this. Hopefully she can help.

LaughingSkull
October 29th 2021


860 Comments


Is this a pasta? Or bait? Or both?

Pheromone
October 29th 2021


21407 Comments


fogza do you drink horlicks

proscett
October 29th 2021


100 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

violets for roses is pretty ass but the amount of god tier lana songs on this is wild. the first six tracks, dealer, thunder, cherry blossom.........

Odal
Staff Reviewer
October 29th 2021


2067 Comments


Is that pasta?

I think Lana is more so an idiot who has lived in a bubble her whole life and afforded to basically chase and live whatever aesthetics she wants to and while that has most leaned towards tradwives and being "glamorous" as she so painfully expressed in that letter to the culture, I don't get the impression she's republican at all. Hell, NFR literally starts with a Trump diss lol Fantano's point about conservatives making art is straight facts. Kanye is probably the most interesting artist out there who is openly right-ish-maybe? but even he is kind of like a political Rorschach at this point.

fogza
Contributing Reviewer
October 29th 2021


9813 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"fogza do you drink horlicks"



i must confess i do not... this is why i do not sleep well

Egarran
October 29th 2021


34038 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Fantano just letting liberal cancel culture run amok



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