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kalkwiese
June 17th 2021


10442 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Oh shit, Sowing gave a 1.0! Gotta read this review, I guess

kalkwiese
June 17th 2021


10442 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Uh, okay, my morbid curiosity won't win here, I guess. Sounds pretty awful tbh.

alamo
June 17th 2021


5573 Comments


thought this was a baroness album

kalkwiese
June 17th 2021


10442 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Haha, I thought the same!

DadKungFu
Staff Reviewer
June 17th 2021


4859 Comments


I uh...don't actually hate this. I feel like if I keep in mind that Adam Levine, like all pop stars, isn't a real person, but rather an image, and his music isn't really art but a pure commodity, then this album is both effective and pleasant. 2.5, good background music for my local dying mall.

kalkwiese
June 17th 2021


10442 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Music works in many ways, but that sounds like lowering the standards tremendously

DadKungFu
Staff Reviewer
June 17th 2021


4859 Comments


But man, how much can we actually make the distinction between commodity and art? Commodified art is still art, it's just bad art. Maybe this album approaches the point where it can actually be viewed solely as a commodity, with no regard for any artistic value.

kalkwiese
June 17th 2021


10442 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Yea, I see that and I wonder myself. And when music isn't offensively bad but well crafted it's more like 2 to 2.5 territory for me. But still, I'm really sure about all of that

mindleviticus
June 17th 2021


10489 Comments


I mean, it's not good at all but like... what were you all expecting lmfao. You may as well have said water is wet.

Sunnyvale
Staff Reviewer
June 17th 2021


5896 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

If you go to the ratings page, there's an ongoing streak of 17 straight 1.0s



LOL

kalkwiese
June 17th 2021


10442 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Make it 18. This was just as the review said. I think the 1.0 is justified on a certain level. I get different rating philosophies though

outliers
June 17th 2021


4982 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

yeah this is better than ADTR's last album which is my gold standard for 1s

rockarollacola
June 17th 2021


2198 Comments


Is it really 1.1 bad? I know it's shit, but this average user rating is somehow below Imagine Dragon or AJR levels of awful.

Kompys2000
Emeritus
June 17th 2021


9461 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Well Maroon 5 is worse than both of those bands so that makes sense

rockarollacola
June 17th 2021


2198 Comments


That's a bold statement. I wouldn't go that far. Maroon 5 at least has roughly 3 songs from over a decade ago I actually enjoy.

bananatossing
June 17th 2021


2330 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

again im sure its not that b..

hal1ax
June 17th 2021


15775 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

bangs

Asdfp277
June 18th 2021


24310 Comments


does it

Koris
Staff Reviewer
June 18th 2021


21166 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Claims of revolutionism aside, it is very nice to hear Adam Levine sing again.

TrantaLocked
June 18th 2021


2483 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

This is their black album.



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