Album Rating: 1.0

Bald, bearded Adam Levine is such a cursed concept and I'm so upset it's a real thing that happened in reality

Bro... Lorde ended depression? Actually fucking huge

Album Rating: 1.0

Big if true

*grabs popcorn*

That's it. We're banned in Brazil.

I haven't willingly listened to m5 in like a decade and now, because of you, I am going to. This is on you.

Also with that summary I thought they took a Gn'R turn or something dammit.

I still like their debut more than Native, but probably because I'm very nostalgic for that one

Still, they were the starting point where alternative rock/pop went wrong. I felt irritated when I saw a group of classmates dancing "this love". For what I understood, the aesthetics of the alternative scene was against that kind of usage.

I am giving this a genuine shot.

Album Rating: 1.0

lol, on the "professional ratings" section on this album's Wikipedia page, there's literally no critic rating above a 3/5... and that 3 is only from one person. Every other rating is a 2.5 or below. Yikes

How does he keep getting away with it

Disappointed the site hasn’t been bombed by day old, disgruntled accounts yet.

It's so boring. There is nothing here lol

When my ex asked me if I wanted to work it out, I remembered that she chose a Maroon 5 concert over prime Minus The Bear.

You must be an illusion

Album Rating: 1.0

aw man if i knew this was coming out i woulda ripped it a new one. good shit though, this is quite the evisceration i would've expected to see from really anybody, but you (in a good way, yr a wholesome fella,) tore this apart in a way unlike any i've seen from you in a while holy shit lol. great review

Album Rating: 1.0

For sure. That entire first paragraph is gold

When my ex asked me if I wanted to work it out, I remembered that she chose a Maroon 5 concert over prime Minus The Bear.

Yikes

Beautiful stuff Sowing. Tempted to check this for a much needed free 1 but idk man

Year-end lists could use one more flowery entry tho I guess. If it's both good and bad albums, that is

Album Rating: 2.0

Lost is a banger tho!

good review