Album Rating: 3.0

Who the fuck cares, seriously? I’m going to listen to this and if it sounds good I won’t give two shits about the ‘social status’ of the people who created it. In fact I usually know sod all about the artists in the first instance.

Real Deal or nothing in my book pal

Album Rating: 3.0

wtf is this and why is everyone talking about it?

Album Rating: 4.0

"All studied and learned. Not earned."

quite possibly the dumbest take I've ever heard

It’s a good album made by dilettantes. Hipster hype album of the week in all the relevant circles.

Fucking ‘Prancer’ I rest my case.

Album Rating: 3.0

Not working class enough for Zak, apparently they’re the only people allowed to make music.

Album Rating: 3.0

So this is music journalist bait and everyone is bottom feeding,or?

idk did u actually listen to it or

Album Rating: 3.0

Not yet, all the descriptors in reviews liken this to a lot of bands I love (Pere Ubu, unwound etc) so maybe I will like this a lot.

Album Rating: 4.5

Whether it's bait or not it sounds brill so have at it

@ghandhi that's pretty much 100% accurate

all of it is 100% accurate. every reference and influence stated in every review to one extent or another is absolutely accurate. you might think that's impossible, but that's just because you haven't heard this record yet... or sat in in an advanced arts class.

Album Rating: 3.0

Which comment is 100% accurate? The reference to pere ubu and math rock or the journalism thing?

the former (or both, depending on who u ask)

Art School I’ll tolerate BRIT School no, not having it.

Album Rating: 3.0

god dam experimental rock industry plants.

Album Rating: 4.5

As if you've ever tolerated art school

lol.

Everyone’s an art school wanker at some point I think I went through a phase once when I scribbled some lines of poetry thinking I was Ted Hughes.

Album Rating: 4.5

Well after that admission, I don't know if I can take you seriously anymore