Album Rating: 4.0

Why fucking alt? I hate that. No pos for you. Yet.

Album Rating: 2.5

lol this is no alt my friend. Just you wait, more reviews incoming.



Also, to that Deftones guy that tries to make everyone mad all the time, I agree that this album's not really blackgaze, but it's certainly got some fingers and toes in the pie.

Album Rating: 4.0

I don't listen to enough black metal to have any taste at all so when I hear something that checks the boxes to be good enough and doesn't sound like it was recorded with a toaster oven, I'm usually on board. I actually enjoyed most of the album but I couldn't find a single point in the review I actually disagreed with. It's beautifully written too, hard pos

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Muhuhuhahaha

"not really blackgaze, but it's certainly got some fingers and toes in the pie." Yes it does...but then it sucks them all. This rev is much better than that warforged one.

Album Rating: 2.5

I disagree entirely. The sole presence of the phrase "Marston Cinematic Universe" elevates that review to dizzying heights.

Album Rating: 4.5

awesome review.

with that said, I find this album amazing, it's actually more of a 4.0 but since y'all rating it soooo low...

the only thing holding this back are the lyrics, so flat and colorless...

Album Rating: 4.0

coma riffs so hard

Album Rating: 4.0

Portrait of Pieces is a serious soty contender

If the whole album was as good as the first riff in Coma I’d probably love this

I agree and I haven't even heard the album

This album is like if a shitty amateur mid-00s era misery signals clone discovered blackgaze and added some superficial trappings in.

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

damn you're smart

I noticed

Album Rating: 3.0

it's just not very compelling at all, the album i mean. review is terrific

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

I can read and get your critiques towards these - and I'm sure you all prefer all those emo hair "blackgaze" bands (glad I think with my own head and still enjoy some of those) - but "not compelling" is not one of them.

Bad news is that this is a metal band now and for sure it doesn't look amateur. I have to turn this around and just be happy you're all got ass-fingered cause of this.

you have to be my favourite user on the site at this point

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

lol yeah I just love this little hate parties. I'm pretty much fond of all your users as well.

Album Rating: 3.0

the point mostly is how overdone it is, so much that it's actually detrimental to the aesthetic it's going for

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

I get the cooking and garnishing relations but these are songs. Blackgaze don t have songs x)

Album Rating: 4.0

Disagree hard that this is overdone.