Album Rating: 4.5

me neither it was a weird moment

had just done my self-intro lesson, which always has a 2 sec bit about seiko and shiina ringo, neither of whom are ever referenced in any class again ever and then i was like any questions and she whats ur fav seiko oomori song'd me and i had to panic and work out how to answer that in a way that represented seiko adequately and didn't make me look uncool in front of 35 kids i'd literally just met

i chose wisely

stop trying to chat up 12 year olds by flaunting your patrician taste you nonce

Album Rating: 4.5

sensei yamete

Album Rating: 4.5

brb gonna publish a mixtape

it is called Kusokawa Entendu and this has gone too far

will it be like your tdag?

Album Rating: 4.5

yes

there will be no lyric booklet and you will embarrass yourself forever in the summary of your review

which will start an improbably successful apologist subculture on this dumb site

and then i will retire

Album Rating: 4.5

Johnny I wanna visit you one day

Album Rating: 4.5

okay that was not what I was baiting

but yes do it we can get shitfaced and do Black Parade karaoke and make a bonfire and put printed copies of *******'s reviews on it!!!

Album Rating: 4.5

what do the Japanese actually drink



I know, like all Asians, they can't hold their liquor for shit

Album Rating: 4.5

hmm everyone drinks this ginger mineral thing that tastes like cough medicine but supposedly fortifies your stomach so you get drunk more slowly or whatever

but i don't get pissed enough, my crowd here is too well-behaved (but good craic when occasion calls)

beer is always ok, as are shots/cocktails, but people drink sake/umeshu/nihonshu (yikes!) too

Album Rating: 4.5

Never tried sake before



And for Jap beer, my knowledge is limited to whatever they serve in places like Wagamama



Also, coug medicine sounds like a bad time. Generally not a fan of that kind of liquor - my stomach can't even handle jagermeister.

Album Rating: 4.5

Ah it's not liquor, altho it ain't great - but you shot it just before a night out and that's you done

Sake is ummm idk, you have to be kinda tipsy and drink more than a little bit. Umeshu is best, kinda like amaretto but made out of plums

Album Rating: 4.5

I love amaretto



That stuff is yum

Album Rating: 4.5

mmmmm yeah amaretto was my fav semitrashy drink. used to mix it with coffee whenever i needed to be dumber and more productive at the same time, happy awful days

Album Rating: 4.5

Big fucking bump for this badass pantshitting monster of a record

DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI (((koroshitai))) etcetc

Oooo I love pant shitting albums 🥵

Album Rating: 4.5

Take my spare pair

They will be RUINED

Thanks but I’m size XXXXXXL

I think you know why 😏

2nd song is great

Album Rating: 4.5

I will stretch for you

Just watched a lovely loud guitar cover of track 777 it is so obnoxious and I wanna learn it

"Big fucking bump for this badass pantshitting monster of a record"

Bump Sennou! This isn't the album. Sorry, Johnny ;P