Review Summary: Oh look, more.
If you don’t know, Nosferatu D2 is a dumb indie/emo band from the U.K. and they are utter ***. The singer, Ben, “sings” in this stupid “style” where he just talksreallyreally***ingfast and you can hardly tell what he’s saying half the time and when he’s being coherent, he’s just like “I’m a loser kill meeeeeeeeee” and I’m like shut up already. The production is *** and sounds like it was recorded through a tin can and Ben’s singing becomes even worse with it. On “A Man At War With Himself,” Ben’s vocals are garbo and make me wanna pull a Van Gogh on this bitch and just slice my ears off. The next song, the title track, has annoying guitars and the playing is just abysmal. Like, I don’t even know. It’s not even challenging it’s just diddldiddlediddlediddlediddle and I’m like STOPPPPPPPPPPPP. Then the track ends and I’m ok again. The next song “Don’t Try To Wake Me” is about wanting to be left alone or something? Idek it’s just so bad I try to think of something much better like Snoop Doggy Dogg. This is only 10 minutes in. The next few minutes are just two demos of songs on the far overly long “We’re Gonna Walk Around This City With Our Headphones On To Block Out The Noise.” Also, what kind of title is that? These songs are EVEN WORSE than the other because it’s like the recording is through a tin can inside of a garbage can (which is where the masters for this belong). On here Mr. Benjamin is talkingsofastlikewhytfbruh and I’m left here confused and angry. Also, did I mention the drumming? It’s so bad lol. It’s not even in time with the guitar and it doesn’t match Benjamin at all. The drummer also happens to be Mr. Benjamin’s brother,
Adam. I bet he thinks just because he can drum fast that it’ll pass as good. No. Idiot. That’s not how this works. I’ve never even played the drums before and I GUARANTEE I could do it better than this chump.These guys think they’re so artsy and unique and intelligent but they’re really just retarded. People praise them and I do not know why.
Overall this is something you should skip and never look at again. Turn your back to it like the dumb monkey on the cover is doing and listen to something else.
