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theBoneyKing
November 24th 2017


24432 Comments


What does Bjork's dog say?
Bork

zakalwe
November 24th 2017


38909 Comments


More like.

“Woof, slobber, woof, you’re mad love bark slobber”

DoofusWainwright
November 24th 2017


19991 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

Zak have I got this straight, you saying you'd face fukk that?

zakalwe
November 24th 2017


38909 Comments


Yep

DoofusWainwright
November 24th 2017


19991 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

well that's gotta be the next video, you'll be there face fucking Bjork like a champ while Arca get to grips with an orca in the background

BlackwaterPork
November 24th 2017


4390 Comments


“WHO NEGGED THIS?”
Probably Repsaj

zakalwe
November 24th 2017


38909 Comments


In this day and age it’d be normal as fuck. The only thing that would raise an eyebrow is if the flute was out of tune as she slammed it in her quim whilsting out big time sensuality

JJKeys
November 24th 2017


1322 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

I also co-write for a prog blog that I sometimes mirror my Sputnik reviews on (and vice versa) - go check it out for some other reviews if you're interested (*cough* gib views *cough*)

https://progandtalk.wordpress.com/2017/11/24/beyond-the-wall-bjork-utopia/

BlackwaterPork
November 24th 2017


4390 Comments


Oh man that was your only neg as well, what a greasy little cunt

Gyromania
November 24th 2017


37091 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Much better than Vulnicura but still nothing special

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
November 24th 2017


26188 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"i sure as hell don't pos yours, ya nincompoop.."

):



"just kidding, i do.."

(:



BlackwaterPork
November 24th 2017


4390 Comments


Lol he changed his neg to a pos
Probably cos we gave him shit

BlackwaterPork
November 24th 2017


4390 Comments


Ok I’m so sorry it might be a her
Please don’t sue me for rape or some shit

butcherboy
November 24th 2017


9464 Comments


you forgot trans folk.. you'll be hearing from my rape lawyers..

Demon of the Fall
November 24th 2017


33819 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Weird page, weird album.



I thought Doof was only half-kidding when he was saying how prominent animal noises were, this is like a day at the zoo. I love you Bjork but this might take some getting used to, it’s like a dream that doesn’t make sense.

Frippertronics
Emeritus
November 24th 2017


19513 Comments

Album Rating: 4.3

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Gyromania
November 24th 2017


37091 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I actually really enjoy it now lol

zaruyache
November 24th 2017


27408 Comments


"but this might take some getting used to, it’s like a dream that doesn’t make sense."

that was Bjork in a nutshell already

Demon of the Fall
November 24th 2017


33819 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Yeah I guess, this seems to take it further though, it’s on another level in that sense. Not sure what to make of it yet.

Sowing
Moderator
November 24th 2017


43954 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

This sounded like it had lots of pretty strings

If I hated her last album and that was my introduction, would I suddenly find appreciation for her art with this album?



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