Finally got around to watching Surviving R. Kelly. It's pretty good.

It’s early in the morning
I’m just waking up
I got a rumble in my belly
I am R. Kelly

I can’t believe these hoes
Into the kitchen I goes
Bitch I need my cheerios

I wonder if he still believes he can fly

And then he looked at me
And screamed “security!”
I said oh brother, please
Cereal is all I needs