Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 5 in C minor, Op. 67
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Artuma
April 5th 2017


32769 Comments


"the question is 'can you take a joke?'"

jokes get old at a certain point. that's just my problem though, apparently

CompostCompote
April 5th 2017


1022 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

We all get old at certain points, friend. Refer to opening paragraph of 'review.'

MrSirLordGentleman
April 5th 2017


15343 Comments


"We know he slept with Tina Turner, Bach’s wife, causing the break-up of Bachman-Turner Overdrive."


pos'd

Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
April 5th 2017


9979 Comments


"He also had sex with black girls"
The life of Beethoven. He had sex with black girls. He played beer pong, and had sex with black girls.

Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
April 5th 2017


9979 Comments


I'm honestly impressed with how well you're keeping up this persona.

Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
April 5th 2017


9979 Comments


I'm pos'ing your account is that ok?

CompostCompote
April 5th 2017


1022 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I appreciate your support kingdede. You're one of the good ones, I can tell.

Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
April 5th 2017


9979 Comments


Thanks love

Divaman
April 5th 2017


16120 Comments


What's really funny is that this album already had another review. Nothing in there about Tina Turner, though.

hasan
April 5th 2017


988 Comments


good classic music is this only on a vinyl record or can i here the songs on youtube

Artuma
April 5th 2017


32769 Comments


you can jam it all on his vevo channel yeah

Dewinged
Staff Reviewer
April 5th 2017


32020 Comments


He just started so don't expect to find much content Hasan

Zig
April 5th 2017


2747 Comments


"his songs"
pos

Azertherion
April 5th 2017


510 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I mean it's not like you're even trying to describe the Symphony, you're just promoting your writing style throught what seems to be exercices in futility.

We got it, you're funny and everything, but this is redundant. You're applying the same recipe over and over again with very little variations nor innovations.

Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
April 5th 2017


9979 Comments


Wow Azertherion aren't you just boring

butcherboy
April 5th 2017


9464 Comments


diva, the other review seems even more ridiculous to me.. hahaha.. reviewing Beethoven in a serious matter in the 21st century

Azertherion
April 5th 2017


510 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"Look at him ! He has a different opinion ! Look at him and laugh !"

If you're looking for cheap thrills kingdedethefifth, this review will do fine.



"reviewing Beethoven in a serious matter in the 21st century"

Edgy as fuck.

butcherboy
April 5th 2017


9464 Comments


dude, don't flip out.. He's not hurting anyone, and a few people seem to get a laugh.. and yea, the other review reads just as ridiculous..

Azertherion
April 5th 2017


510 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I don't remember saying the review was hurting anyone. I just pointed out that each one of his reviews are literally the same and that it feels, as any overused joke, less and less funny throught each attempt.



Now you're obviously free to enjoy it, I don't mind. I didn't read Insurrection's review but iirc he's far from being a bad reviewer.

butcherboy
April 5th 2017


9464 Comments


I don't think it's badly written at all, the other Beethoven review that is.. it's just subject matter.. the compost guy seems to only target albums that are so universally loved or panned, that there really isn't anything insightful left to be said about them.. as far as him changing his writing styles, that's how we all do it, isn't it?



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