Album Rating: 2.0

truly a sacred bones album

Papers better on sound tbh

Album Rating: 2.0

what did he mean by this???

all her album covers gross me the fuck out tbh

they look better on paper

I personally think they look better on sound

so does this sound better on paper or?

Album Rating: 2.0

would you say father john misty rambling for fifteen minutes about how much better he is than you (and how he hates his shtick) looks better on papyrus?

Cool write-up, I have no doubt I would hate this though. Cover is icky too, but that maggot-crotch cover off to the side makes me reconsider.

the sweet sound of 8.5 x 11 glossy white

Album Rating: 2.0

if it makes you feel better, they put out a limited edition LP with a cassette that had a dead maggot taped on it

is Father John Misty the Red HOuse Painters bloke?

Album Rating: 2.0

it is indeed him



"it is what it is"

Album Rating: 2.5

I missed the words "with a cassette" the first time I read that, and I thought "there is absolutely nothing cool about taping a maggot onto a vinyl record like that".

oh boy I just accidently got that youtube fullscreen action

Album Rating: 2.0

"I missed the words "with a cassette" the first time I read that, and I thought "there is absolutely nothing cool about taping a maggot onto a vinyl record like that".



don't give her any ideas

this chick's like the coke zero version of Diamanda Galas/Lydia Lunch/Jarboe etc

is this better than pure?

Album Rating: 2.0

pure is pure



let's keep it that way

a lot of the points in this review seem contradictory

"skilled lyricism" despite a message that is "vague [and] hardly able to decipher"
"Contact signals a change in Chardiet’s sound" while also having "the makings of a typical Pharmakon album"
"leaving the rough-edged chaos ... for non-stop drone" while also having "ear-burstingly loud noise"

idk it's hard to know what to expect based on your descriptions

Album Rating: 1.5

Damn I was hyped for this