"Doris is terrible and it turns out it's actually probably in the top three songs on the album "

I hope you're exaggerating, because if that's true God this must be bad.

Album Rating: 1.0

I need to hear this

Get a mug of your favourite tasty beverage, hit play on Doris, make sure to always have at least half a mouthful of your chosen beverage in your mouth at all times. The challenge is to not allow a single drop of your beverage to spray across your monitor when the chorus kicks in.

Album Rating: 1.0

Doris is hysterical

Snake deleted his sound off eh? Well if I can't immortalise his stupidity with the top sound off I'ma make it worthwhile.

I actually found the new vocalists screams to be horrendous, perhaps equally so as his cleans. What's more annoying is the band really makes asses of themselves trying to defend the record, lmao they honestly hate it themselves and can't admit to it.

"Snake deleted his sound off eh? Well if I can't immortalise his stupidity with the top sound off I'ma make it worthwhile."

I missed it, what did he write?

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Review needs a LOT of work.

Also album sucks really bad.

Album Rating: 1.0

Do I really need the objectivity boost

what a surprise it's a pile of shit

The Jared Dines cover of Doris is infinitely better

https://youtu.be/4GaLTQrLnLQ

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Jared Dines actually released two versions of the Doris cover, one live and one studio.

Both are infinitely better.

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

I feel like if the cleans were better among some other things this would actually be somewhere between alright and decent

Album Rating: 1.0

the constrained Mitch Lucker puns are actually hilarious in themselves because of how unnecessary/unfunny they are.



don't associate this abomination with the deathtones either pls

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Eddie sounds like he's being tickled when he's singing on this.

Generally, that's not a good sign.

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

album sucks

'don't associate this abomination with the deathtones either pls'

the deathtones hahahahaha

Oh, man that's rich. I don't think I've ever listen to this. I heard 1 minute of Doris and was probably completely done with these guys forever.

Album Rating: 1.0

Ah so this review was written by the same turkey who 5'd Dingir and wrote a truly hilarious review, almost classic sputnik joke review tier thing

Well if I can't immortalise his stupidity with the top sound off I'ma make it worthwhile