@marskid speaking of wit, this is the second thread on which you've said exactly that. try something new.

like i said in the other one, my name is based on the sex act, not the philosopher. more of a descartes fan anyway.

Voltaire's Angry Glove definition via Urban Dictionary: "You take a latex sleeve that goes up to your shoulder, like what they use to inseminate pigs, and you roll it in Elmer's glue. Then you sprinkle rock salt and a little bit of broken glass onto the glove so it's stuck to it. Then you shove your arm into someone's asshole and just drag your knuckles up and down along the sides of the colon. Then you shove a rat in there and cork up the ass with wine cheese. Eventually the pressure will build up and the cheese will go flying off spraying fecal matter and blood everywhere."

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I was joking but hot damn I'm gonna try that tonight

don't forget the wine cheese!!! easy rookie mistake. you don't want a hungry rat in your asshole, TRUST ME.

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mars probly has enough (dick)cheese in his ass already, am i rite guys?





sorry i had to

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You're grounded

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nerds

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ya im nerdy as fuck

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Idk if they're nerds or just 12

yeah i hate when ppl joke around on such a prestigious and serious website

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i hate having 3 cell phones man I need a new phone

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Is that a Childish Gambino lyric?

are u a drug dealer

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no and yes

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I can deal you a good time.

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lol daniel is probly 14

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Nah his comment on "racial slurs" makes me think he's some middle aged white anchorwoman on CNN with feathered hair.

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good one

@ghost what did he say?

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Just that dumb ass white people on the internet probably shouldn't use racial slurs.

damn what a controversial opinion to espouse

*clutches pearls*