I def gotta watch the Life on the Road movie lol

I haven't got a sign on the door that says white people only, I don't care if you're black, brown, yellow - Orientals make very good workers

^^^Looooooooool

I'd push the brother out of the room, bend them all over, do the drummer, the lead singer, and that one who plays violin.

I'd push the brother out of the room, bend them all over, do the drummer, the lead singer, and that one who plays violin. [2]

Biggest disappointment?

Alton Towers. It's rubbish. Next.

Some straight women like it the wrong way. It doesn’t matter if you’re gay. One in 10, apparently. That seems a bit high. You might be. If you are, good luck to you. Just make sure it’s legal and be safe.

I was thinking will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

That's not offensive - that's the dog's name. It was the forties as well, before racism was bad, innit.

And if you have lost both legs and both arms, just go "at least I'm not dead." I'd rather be dead in that situation, to be honest. I'm not saying people like that should be... you know, put down. I'm saying that, in my life, I'd rather not live without arms and legs because... I'm just getting into yoga, for one thing. So...

Still one of my favourite album threads ever

This has all the marks of a great album. It's hilariously funny, the musicianship is spot on and the tunes are catchy. I go back to it again and again. Ok it's satire but knowing Ricky Gervais he believes a lot of the things he sings about. He's just using a playful medium to communicate it, with humour

Should finally watch this, British Office is goat

It's worth a watch if you're into the show, no doubt