shouldnt really make such sweeping statements in reviews regardless of their accuracy tbh

Album Rating: 3.0

*arguably being the operative word there

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You have to actually have some legitimate base from which to argue for something to be arguably something tho. I don't remember what these guys sound like but I'm fairly certain they're not objectively on the forefront of modern metal songwriting.

I saw Chelsea and thought Chelsea Wolfe and now I'm upset

clickbait is horrendous

the fuck? how is this clickbait?

I'm referring to the song on this album titled "Clickbait."

oh jesus haha. what a horrendous title. this band has really gone downhill

the s/t EP is actually pretty fucking fun tbh.

Gonna listen to this now for the hell of it. Whitechapel is one of the few deathcore bands whose appeal I actually understand, but I know these guys have quite the following

my damnation is a deathcore classic tbh

wow, this is just awful

the s/t EP is actually pretty fucking fun tbh.


hit the lights it's boner time

"Chelsea Grin is arguably the most instrumentally proficient act in modern metal"
oh lord

YOU'RE DEAD YOU FUCKING SLUUUUUUT

classic myspace deathcore rip

Album Rating: 3.0

how can you refute my statement when you don't even remember what they sound like

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

Aww man this isn't as horrible as I expected Lyrics are still awful and the instrumental side isn't that interesting, but not the 1/5 lulzfest I was hoping for.

It's not a lolzfest 1/5, it's just awful in a not particularly interesting way. I'd much rather it be a lolzfest 1/5 than an intense boredom 1/5, though.

Album Rating: 3.0

I don't mind this.

Although I have to agree with everyone that Clickbait is fucking terrible