Metallica Master of Puppets
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Intothepit
April 2nd 2016


4348 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Probably a bleeding heart liberal

sonictheplumber
April 2nd 2016


17533 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

damn

BigHans
April 2nd 2016


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I don't think theres a Metallica review on this site with over 5000 views that hasn't been negged.



A lot of beta male pussies on this site who cant handle James' riffs

Intothepit
April 2nd 2016


4348 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I wish everyone on here would be a man, shoot up some dope, shotgun a beer, and hold their wife hostage until she makes him a sandwich.





That's what a real man would do.

sonictheplumber
April 2nd 2016


17533 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

or any riffs at all lol

pissbore
April 2nd 2016


12778 Comments


fuckin sweet rev

sonic help me convince hans to review court in the act

sonictheplumber
April 2nd 2016


17533 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

dope as in meth or dope as in heroin? cause the opiate dopeheads are definitely not manly

sonictheplumber
April 2nd 2016


17533 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

man i havent heard that record in years. couldnt tell ya what it sounds like

sonictheplumber
April 2nd 2016


17533 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

when i saw pentagram there was some dude nodding off on my friend. and it was my friend's first show, i was like welcome to concerts kid

Intothepit
April 2nd 2016


4348 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Meth would be optimal. Then you probably wouldn't have a problem holding a gun to your girl's head, making sure she doesn't add too much mayo to the bread.

sonictheplumber
April 2nd 2016


17533 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

dying time is here

BigHans
April 2nd 2016


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Classic Pit. Never change. I wont.

BigHans
April 2nd 2016


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Piss, Court in the Act rules, would need to jam it a few more times before doing it justice.

sonictheplumber
April 2nd 2016


17533 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

im beginnin to hate metal crowds. might wear metallica to my next show, the too cool for school elitist attitudes in metal have gotten to almost indie-levels it seems in recent yrs

Intothepit
April 2nd 2016


4348 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I'm still wondering how you can be an elitist and listen to metal. It's the most primal genre that feeds directly into the most carnal reaches of your soul.

sonictheplumber
April 2nd 2016


17533 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

i guess if you got no personality you gotta do somethin to make yourself feel human. i just put on some budgie though

BigHans
April 2nd 2016


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0



I'm still wondering how you can be an elitist and listen to metal.



^ Metal heads are the biggest music snobs there are. Well, sub-genre metalheads. Everyone with a cock over 5 inches knows the best kind of metal is riff based classic metal like Maiden and Metallica and shit.

BigHans
April 2nd 2016


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

i just put on some budgie though



^ I feel like its 2010 and I just wrote my 2nd Budgie review under my OFace alt.

sonictheplumber
April 2nd 2016


17533 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

i still think punk fans are the worst lol. there's kids out there who still care about "THE SCENE" and really think being "a punk" means they cant listen to a song longer than 2 minutes

BigHans
April 2nd 2016


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Listening to the main riff of Painkiller by Judas Priest makes my inch long schlong grow 8x bigger tbqh



^ Exactly. Now jam Dissident Aggressor. Youll have a Tommy Lee schlong in about 3 seconds.



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