Run the Jewels
Meow the Jewels


3.0
good

Review

by TheCharmingMan USER (9 Reviews)
October 6th, 2015 | 15 replies


Release Date: 2015 | Tracklist

Review Summary: RTJ3, please have werewolf hands

Killer Mike and El-P have reared their devilish grins once again to give the people a very token Christmas gift in the middle of fall, with their sole intention being (as always) to turn the reverb and lean-drenched hip hop scene on it’s head. You open up that neatly little tied and very free gift on your computer, and you pause. Cats. Meows. Paws. Snuggly, little balls of fur. Have Run The Jewels truly gone insane, or are they simply catering to their (surprisingly large) middle-aged female demographic? In actuality, neither. If Meow the Jewels is commendable for anything, it is for presenting multiple talented producers with an unusual gimmick and allowing them to work their magic with it.

Now let’s get one clear thing out of the way; this is a remix album. Chances are pretty darn high that this won’t receive heavy rotation for anyone who listened to RTJ2 before this, but don’t let that idea turn you off to this project. The lyricism was the focus of the last album, and it, for the most part, is exactly the same as before, with some tracks containing more reverberation or effects added to the vocals. The beats are what truly make MTJ a whole 'nother beast. In case it wasn’t clear from the album title or description, all of the beats on this project are created via cat sounds. Purrs, meows, shrieks, etc. The original album made of bangers, hard-hitting anthems, and fist-pumping drum beats is now replaced by ambient and glitchy musical notes delivered by a chorus of cats and kittens. One thing that’s notable while listening to this remix more and more is the musical proficiency brought on by many producers. Tracks like “Close Your Eyes And Meow To Fluff” and “Meowrly” feature many well-thought out and executed musical ideas, with the former containing an a capella section for Zack De La Rocha’s final verse, adding a surprising new flavor of depth to the verse that was absent before. The latter has a new beat entirely, composed with a low rumbling purr and a catchy sub-melody of cat pitches, maintaining the eeriness of the original track while adding an interesting, glitchy theme to it.

As said before, RTJ2 was an album of bangers. “Blockbuster Night Part 1” and “Lie, Cheat, Steal” are still hard-hitting cuts to listen to, and the most notable element to the production is the percussion. It’s heavy, and it adds booming flavor. MTJ has, for lack of a better expression, none of that. Sure, “Oh My Darling Don’t Meow” still has the percussive elements to it along with some other tracks, but cat noises simply don’t hit as hard. Tracks like “Paw Due Respect” and the aforementioned “Oh My Darling Don’t Meow” contain entirely different vibes because of this, with the former being borderline beautiful with the chord progression, and the latter containing a moderately humorous horror story fitted into the song. Despite this, there still is the problem of a lack of cohesion between the lyrics and the actual tracks. Adding to the problem, certain tracks such as “Lie, Cheat, Meow” and “Creown” are just straight up garbage. Not all of the tracks are as bad as these, but many just don’t feel like they should with the lyrical content.

Enjoyment of MTJ will mostly be limited to these three questions. 1) Do you like glitch and ambient hip hop tracks? 2) Did you like RTJ2? 3) Do you love your little devil of fur, no matter how much they scratch your open and loving hands? If you answered yes to any of these, then MTJ will be worth checking out. If not for the actual music contained on it, then for the simple talent and creativity that is portrayed on this project. Try to write a review out of cat sounds, nonetheless create an entire remix project out of them.



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TheCharmingMan
October 6th 2015


584 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

My first hip-hop review. All feedback is appreciated!

DoofusWainwright
October 6th 2015


19991 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Purrrlease

Jots
Emeritus
October 6th 2015


7562 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

"If not for the actual music contained on it, then for the simple talent and creativity that is portrayed on this project."

yeah, wellllll

Jots
Emeritus
October 6th 2015


7562 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

" on it’s head. "

its*



you explain that this won't get heavy rotation for anyone who hasn't heard RTJ2 before (second paragraph) but the general tone of your review seems to suggest otherwise. it's pretty clear this is geared towards people already familiar with the group. so, if people already familiar with RTJ2 have no incentive to listen, then this is essentially pretty worthless.



"cats and kittens"

kittens are young cats. that'd be like saying "humans and children"

Judio!
October 6th 2015


8496 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Stop pretending like this doesn't suck

TheCharmingMan
October 6th 2015


584 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

@JohnnyOnTheSpot thanks a lot! I always screw up the it's/its thing.

Jots
Emeritus
October 6th 2015


7562 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

yeah and just fix that one consistency thing. I feel like you contradicted one of your points in the conclusion

Cygnatti
October 6th 2015


36023 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Listing both would acceptable were he referring to traits that are exclusive from one another. Such as cat and kitten sounds, akin how human and baby (humans) make distinctly different noises.

Should, in the chorus he's describing, the cats and kitten sounds be indistinguishable, then yes, it'd be redundant. :]

Jots
Emeritus
October 6th 2015


7562 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I meant more of the grammatical angle.

(really not worth arguing tho so I'll yield)

Cygnatti
October 6th 2015


36023 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Oooooh ok, lol I'm sorry.

TheSupernatural
October 6th 2015


2213 Comments


MEOW THE JEWELS FAST ME-ME-MEOW THE JEWELS FAST

Judio!
October 6th 2015


8496 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

FUCK THE SLOW MEOW

ScuroFantasma
Emeritus
October 7th 2015


11971 Comments


Good review, and while I heavily identify with points 2 and 3 on your list this album is pretty damn flat.

Gore
October 7th 2015


349 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

this album is awful, what were they thinking making this hahah, should've just left RTJ2 alone

JAXETA
October 7th 2015


805 Comments


cats are horrid



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