Album Rating: 4.5

My personal favorite sputnik example of this pipeline in effect is evilford 5'ing Bowie's LOW.

tell him to check another green world m/

Album Rating: 5.0

he’ll never returrrrrn it

we’ll have to make new looove 😢

Album Rating: 4.5

metalhead son or bjork fan daughter

Jesus Christ I’ll take the horse girl I guess

At least I can segue her into trip hop

That other kid is gonna be a Duke Ellington flop bitch (tm Robertsona 2023)

Album Rating: 4.5

dude i LITERALLY just put "5 years" on get out of my head

i liked this one

Album Rating: 4.5

i work with a horse girl who got annoyed when i asked her if she likes taylor swift

Well does she?

Album Rating: 4.5

can't wait for the 'horse girl has fallen in love with me and won't stop throwing hay at my window late at night what do i do' list

horses smell like poo

Horses really smell like poo poo pooooo

Album Rating: 3.5

I woke up once to a horse faced woman

Album Rating: 4.5

she said she’s not but she’s really into horses so I don’t really believe her

Album Rating: 3.5

Could eat an apple through a letterbox

Album Rating: 4.5

what the hell is a letterbox zak



did you mean to write mailbox

Album Rating: 3.5

Did I fuck.

In Blighty letters sent to your address get posted through the front door via the letterbox along with dog shit, human shit and fireworks

you could eat a road apple

Album Rating: 3.5

Haha