MAGIC!
Don't Kill the Magic


1.5
very poor

Review

by Lettuce USER (5 Reviews)
July 30th, 2014 | 79 replies


Release Date: 2014 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Not anywhere close to magic.

Magic! Is a so-called reggae-fusion band, originating in Canada and created and fronted by Nasri Atweh. I say “so-called” due to the fact that they aren’t so much reggae-fusion, or a band, as much as they occasionally employ the use of simple off beat chords played on an electric guitar, or the rare groovy bassline underneath standard, electronic, squeaky-clean pop fare. Even setting aside genre labeling, Magic! is nothing special or unique even by pop music standards.

The awfully titled Don't Kill the Magic begins decently enough with lead single and one of two worthwhile song on the album, “Rude.” While its dreadful lyrics certainly stifle the song and it takes everything in you to not utter “What the ***?” in disbelief as Nasri sings “why you gotta be so rude?/don’t you know I’m human too?” with the utmost sincerity and seriousness, overall it’s an enjoyable listen. It is almost criminally catchy, and quite refreshing to hear a pop band employing actual instruments (complete with a lackluster guitar solo!) even if the music is stupidly simple.

But from here the album quickly devolves into trite and generic pop music, complete with sickeningly sweet production and lyrics. Even songs that begin with even a slight hint of promise such as “Paradise,” with its funky bassline and catchy chorus riff, transform into synthesized disasters. Every cliché trick in pop handbook is pulled out and beat to do as if Nasri’s experience writing and producing for pop artists as lead to a complete inability to introduce anything remotely new or enjoyable to the genre. Each and every song feels like Magic! trying to craft their next big single, and the album feels bloated and disjointed because of this.

Lyrically, Don’t Kill the Magic is almost exactly what you would expect, with the notable difference being only a single variation from sterilized love songs. Even other radio hopeful pop artists include the occasional song about heartbreak or partying, but no such deviation is found here. Nearly every single song is the same medium tempo and contains disgustingly happy and hopeful lyrics. Magic! paint a portrait of a world where everything is happy, women are objects to be won, and love conquers everything. The one exception to this rule musically, “Little Girl Big World,” is the best song on the album. Perhaps it’s due to the change in tempo, or the fact that it is the first and only moment on the entire album where the band was fully utilized, particularly the bassist who is the most talented member of the band. It also contains some of the worst, most sexist lyrics on the album, with this particular gem: “All I wanted was a home-cooked sandwich/But your greedy little fingers couldn't manage.”

Overall, Don’t Kill the Magic is not worth anybodies time nor attention. The instruments are nonexistent for the majority of the album, Nasri’s voice is neither amazing nor unlistenable, the lyrics are absolutely terrible, and nearly every aspect of the album was done better on Songs About Jane, Synchronicty or other contemporary pop albums. Don’t waste your time.


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Lettuce
July 30th 2014


133 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Album sucks hard.

SomeGuyDude
July 30th 2014


377 Comments


I'm not entirely sure what a "home cooked sandwich" is.

Lettuce
July 30th 2014


133 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Seriously. The lyrics are hands down the worst part of this shit pile.

NordicMindset
July 30th 2014


25137 Comments


"Recommended by reviewer:

Killing Yourself'

TheMoonchild
July 30th 2014


1315 Comments


Rude is one of the worst songs I've ever heard. Todd in the Shadows' video on it was priceless

fallenbird
July 30th 2014


4493 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Rude is possibly the worst pop song of the year.

NordicMindset
July 30th 2014


25137 Comments


Oh come on, Rude isn't thaaaat bad.

The lyrics are crap, but, it's a good summer ham

TheMoonchild
July 30th 2014


1315 Comments


He looks and sounds like the whiny acoustic douche who did that song for the Ontario Tourism advert about 4 years ago

deathschool
July 30th 2014


28621 Comments


Good review. This sounds atrocious. Will avoid or maybe check out of morbid curiosity. Not sure which yet. Pos.

dmp3131
July 31st 2014


1361 Comments


I love Rude, it's fun for a pop song. Considering that's all it's meant to be I don't expect it to be anything near groundbreaking. Just catchy, in that case they succeed.

Xar
July 31st 2014


1652 Comments


rude is absolutely awful. todd was right on the money on that one.

SharkTooth
July 31st 2014


14921 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

dull

HolidayKirk
July 31st 2014


1722 Comments


"reggae-fusion band, originating in Canada"

Say no more.

Judio!
July 31st 2014


8496 Comments


Never heard of these guys outside of Todd In the Shadows, but if the songs here are even remotely similar to Rude, I can't see this being more than a 1.

Satellite
July 31st 2014


26539 Comments


rude is worse than aids and cancer combined and i'm barely hyperbolizing

Athom
Emeritus
July 31st 2014


17244 Comments


The really puts a damper on Canada's long history of forward thinking white reggae artists, like Snow, and....uhhhh.... like Snow!

deathschool
July 31st 2014


28621 Comments


Whoa. Why you gotta be so rude?

Satellite
July 31st 2014


26539 Comments


*rimshot*

Calc
July 31st 2014


17340 Comments


I sincerely thought this band was Train when I first heard Rude on da radio.

deathschool
July 31st 2014


28621 Comments


Rimjob**



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