I dislike the album, but this review is just bad. This is not only because it doesn't actually at any
point serve the intended purpose, but because the writer is a cunt and also starts sentences with
"and". A severe lack of evidence, often with the space for proof used to take a cheap shot at an
albeit awful artist.

Therefore I'll say this in the same spirit as this review; If I wanted a cheap shot, I would fire
another load onto your mother's face.

Get out.

Album Rating: 2.0

yeah, i liked born to die, this is just boring ever song sounds the same.

How old are you, Laughingskull?

Album Rating: 4.0

I think I feel the opposite - BTD was a mess and this album is a much more mature effort (plus I think she is nothing but drive). But I can't fault the writing so I'll return the compliment.

Album Rating: 4.0

I would fix the spelling mistakes like "prefious" - if you're going to take a shot at an artist with devoted fans, people are going to jump all over the odd mistake - especially on this site.

Album Rating: 1.5

I think I feel the opposite - BTD was a mess and this album is a much more mature effort

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

"songs on BTD manage to achieve a certain timeless status, which I think no song on UV has."

um, this has only been out for a few weeks. even saying songs from born to die have achieved a timeless status would be weird; it's really not old enough to tell yet

^ Good point.

Album Rating: 1.5

Sometimes you just know things like that straight away. You don't have to wait for history to prove you right.

Album Rating: 3.5

erm

Classic skull.

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

He's old enough to make that call.

Album Rating: 1.5

Guys, according to wikipedia, Lana was born in 1985. Call me crazy, but wasn't the original info that she was born in 1986?

Album Rating: 3.5

who cares

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Who knows what strange priorities crazy people have?

Album Rating: 1.5

Shameless bump. Guys, please check the comment thread that started with fogza's post on this very comment page. Now check this -- https://www.billboard.com/music/lana-del-rey/chart-history/billboard-200/song/730154 -- and see for yourself. Then compare with all her other releases' tenures on the Billboard.

Boy oh, boy, how right I was! And more than 3 years ago too, no less! >=)

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

I'm not sure the takeaway here is how right you were.

Album Rating: 1.5

Then do please share what you personally took away here, kind Sir.

Mille Petrozza apparently digs this girl and that just makes me curious. Should I even bother with this?