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SubtleBody
August 3rd 2013


519 Comments


sweet gotta jam this, great band

treeqt.
August 3rd 2013


16970 Comments


like im all sad and then standards & practice comes on and i fall asleep

EaglesBecomeVultures
August 6th 2013


5564 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

pry sure i like distal better

Winesburgohio
Staff Reviewer
August 19th 2013


3967 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

If 'Luck Has a Name' isn't the best opener this year then i don't even know

luci
August 19th 2013


12844 Comments


'Good Ass Intro' though

pmmets07
August 20th 2013


5984 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

my vinyl came it's beautiful

Iamthe Nightstars
August 23rd 2013


2974 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

This should be garnering more attention than the TWIABP and have as high of an average rating.

JaneGrae
August 30th 2013


39 Comments


Man your reviews are just the most painful thing to read

SeaAnemone
August 30th 2013


21429 Comments


yea holy shit i love ali but there's so many awkward wordings just in the first paragraph

JaneGrae
August 30th 2013


39 Comments


Don't know the dude but his reviews make me feel like i'm being unwillingly seduced by a creepy pedophile who spends his spare time writing books for children.

Stuff like "An open invite to raise a racket, to spill drinks, to laugh with joyous abandon. These lads yelled their worries away with an arm slung around your shoulder, coaxing you let loose with the same." seriously makes me want to blow my brains out. This is a review for an emo band not Aladdin and his pals riding around on a magic carpet and drinking fruli out of the bottle with a straw. You don't have to make every review a vibrant rainbow slide down magic mountain buddy, its awkward.


luci
August 30th 2013


12844 Comments


Hahaha I appreciate the feedback. I definitely get carried away with my writing at times. I'll try to be less outrageous ;)

EaglesBecomeVultures
August 30th 2013


5564 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

omg

PunchforPunch
August 30th 2013


7085 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

yeah not as good as distal

JaneGrae
August 30th 2013


39 Comments


Haha, oh man. You're a nice dude Lucidity, I appreciate that you were down to earth about my criticism, i definitely didn't sugarcoat it..

robin
August 30th 2013


4596 Comments


he's annoyed that you aren't punx enough

robin
August 30th 2013


4596 Comments


This is a review for an emo band not Aladdin and his pals riding around on a magic carpet and drinking fruli out of the bottle with a straw. You don't have to make every review a vibrant rainbow slide down magic mountain buddy, its awkward.


be less excited about music

IbenizGEO1
September 2nd 2013


2261 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Mock Orange >

Aids
September 7th 2013


24512 Comments


"You don't have to make every review a vibrant rainbow slide down magic mountain buddy, its awkward. "

new favourite post on sputnik, maybe ever. and also, I can't shake this image in my head of ali as a creepy 55-year old pedo, trawling plentyoffish for hot young ass.

EaglesBecomeVultures
September 7th 2013


5564 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

lolol

chambered99
October 11th 2013


889 Comments


holy shit didn't know about this thanks ali



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