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thatdudeud0ntknow
October 20th 2011


164 Comments


"Lennon/McCartney…Lou Reed and Metallica"

Oh Hell....you did not just make that comparison...

"Did throngs of Justin Bieber fans somehow stumble upon Lulu? Were the haters so in awe that they accidentally hit the "dislike" button, or perhaps misread it as "dis I like"?"

Um...this isn't the comments section of a Youtube video buddy...

Relinquished
October 20th 2011


25068 Comments


its like every new dm band is like YEA GONNA WRITE SOME RIFFS GONNA BE DM then they end doing a sweep and saying stabwooooooooooooooooooound


roflmao

BigHans
October 20th 2011


26454 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

SMALL TOWN GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-AH

omnipanzer
October 20th 2011


21478 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Typo: "Where have they been each other lives?"

"The truth is they have always been together, their souls inextricably linked and on a crash course to make the jewel that is this album."

I can't take that seriously.

"So forget about the banana album or collaboration with that hack David Bowie- this is where it's at."

Aaaaand you lost me, I tried I really did but I'm not sure what you are trying to do with this review, Humor/entertainment/seriousness I assume but it really isn't for me sir. You're busy blasting a personal hero as a shot at levity I assume but you're doing it to boost an album the is overwhelmingly not liked. I suggest you retreat, regroup and rewrite sir.

Tyrael
October 20th 2011


20879 Comments


So, has anybody listened to this yet cause I heard it leaked but I'm not really in the mood right now

Digging: Darkspace - Dark Space III I

omnipanzer
October 20th 2011


21478 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Looks like Hans is singing it up there.

Tyrael
October 20th 2011


20879 Comments


Yeah but its Metallica so Hans will probably 5 it even if it's bad m/

omnipanzer
October 20th 2011


21478 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

List from yesterday Ty: http://www.loureedmetallica.com/listen-to-lulu.php

Tyrael
October 20th 2011


20879 Comments


Oh god lol that sounds awful haha

BigHans
October 20th 2011


26454 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

uh, no, this will not be 5'd. Its pretty bad, although not quite as bad as I thought it would be. Its still pretty lol though.

BigHans
October 20th 2011


26454 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

Yeah but its Metallica so Hans will probably 5 it even if it's bad m/

^ Also Tyrael, you should probably read my ReLoad review if you think that ;P

fuckthatnoise
October 20th 2011


1479 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

i love how, based on the ratings chart, my 1.5 is apparently too high for this.

i dunno, this MIGHT be a 1... although, for the record, most of my 1s are troll ratings.

Tyrael
October 20th 2011


20879 Comments


Haha Hans I was just joking :]

But yeah ReLoad is the worst thing Metallica has ever put out so yeah you can't possibly say anything good about that album m/

Muse1748
October 20th 2011


160 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Dear God, I enjoyed reading this review. It could be that it was slow at work and it killed a solid 15 minutes, it could be the fact that reading it somehow made me want to hear this album even more than I already want to, or something else entirely. Either way, sir, have a pos, because I was entertained for that period of time

greg84
Staff Reviewer
October 20th 2011


7391 Comments


I guess the worst cover of the year is going to match the worst album this year.

Digging: Lo-Pan - Colossus

fuckthatnoise
October 20th 2011


1479 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

this is MUCH worse than Reload.

BigHans
October 20th 2011


26454 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

TEA IN THE ICE WILL MELT FOR YOUUUUUUUUU-AH

ICED HONEY!

Tyrael
October 20th 2011


20879 Comments


this is MUCH worse than Reload.

What's worse than a piece of crap?

fuckthatnoise
October 20th 2011


1479 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

I'm really disappointed in Junior Dad in general. I mean, they could've at least ended this album with a 19 minute epic lulzfest, but that thing is just boring as fuck.

Keyblade
October 20th 2011


14857 Comments


Good thing I usually skim a review before I read it. This one had me going "aw hell to the fuck no".



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