Album Rating: 2.0
yeah a 13 year olds grammar is really hard to replicate
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Album Rating: 4.5
or a professional troll @counterfeit
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Album Rating: 4.5
I am, right now. Scumdogs Of The Universe by Gwar. Happy? And lol KILL, that could be.
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Album Rating: 4.5
Says hantuchova...
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Album Rating: 4.5
I'm not too sure if he's a troll, seriously, trolls are lazy, usually resort to abbreviations and include lot's of stereotypes. This is exactly how you would think a 13 year old writes, he's got all nuances down. If he's a troll, he's a dedicated one.
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NEG NEG NEG
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This review is a joke, right?
...right?
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Album Rating: 4.5
No Erratic. This shit is serious..... seriously..
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Album Rating: 4.5
He said that he was thirteen and in middle school yesterday. I think this is serious and just a
horrible display of poor English, very poor writing skills, and a lack of real music knowledge.
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Danny Carey is the best drummer in rock, dispute that and I know you are a dunce. I made a list of all of his gear:
Drums, Sonor Designer Series (bubinga wood): 8x14 snare (bronze), 8x8 tom, 10x10 tom, 16x14 tom, 18x16 floor tom, two 18x24 bass drums.
Cymbals, Paiste: 14" Sound Edge Dry Crisp hi-hats, 6" signature bell over 8" signature bell, 10" signature splash, 24" 2002 China, 18" signature full crash, #3 cup chime over #1 cup chime, 18" signature power crash, 12" signature Micro-Hat, 22" signature Dry Heavy ride, 22" signature Thin China, 20" signature Power crash.
Electronics: Simmons SDX pads, Korg Wave Drum, Roland MC-505, Oberheim TVS.
Hardware: Sonor stands, Sonor, Axis or Pro-Mark hi-hat stand, Axis or Pearl bass drum petals with Sonor or Pearl beaters (loose string tension, but with long throw).
Heads: Evans Power Center on snare batter (medium high tuning, no muffling), G2s on tom batters with G1s underneath (medium tuning with bottom head higher than batter), EQ3 bass drum batter with EQ3 resonant on front (medium tuning, with EQ pad touching front and back heads).
Sticks: Trueline Danny Carey model (wood tip).
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Album Rating: 4.0
this song is 11:07 long. wow! this is the longest song i have ever heard. and you would think with a song this long it would be boring. but it isn't. it never drags or anything which is an amzing achievement. truly a work of genius.
And some of you seriously don't think this is a troll?
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Album Rating: 4.5
What, was, the point of that Doom?
@Ties, he is fucking 13, I sure as shit sounded like that at 13. You did too.
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In "Schism," the double basses just go nuts at the end. They also do in "Eon Blue Apocalypse." And in "The Grudge." And in "Ticks & Leeches." And nobody uses more toms in metal. You can really hear the 8x8 and 10x10 toms in the opening for "Ticks & Leeches." Over the summer, I counted the number of tom hits in that song, and it's 1,023!! Amazing.
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Album Rating: 4.5
I sure as hell didn't listen to Opeth or Godspeed when I was thirteen.
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........and why would bother counting all that?
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Album Rating: 4.5
Maybe he hasn't discovered masturbation yet.
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@eternium I think you figured it out
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Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off
ok doombringer,you read well that pitchfork review
you can be creative and mock with your own way
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and here come the 13 year old Tool fans...
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Album Rating: 4.5
SPUTNIK IS BEING SO SLOW OMG.
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