Album Rating: 5.0

i came on this site hoping to find out about good music but it looks like everyone on this site is an ass and thinks i am a troll can people just be helpfull for once

Album Rating: 4.0

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Oh my god the review is terrible my friend

destroy the new user and his untolerable fanboyism...

k, now this is just funny

Album Rating: 4.5

OMG I WANNA READ IT>

Album Rating: 4.5

JAMES HETFIELD BEST SINGER EVER LOL

^sad part is he's not pretending to be Maynard.

Album Rating: 4.5

lol

Album Rating: 4.5

i stopped after the hetfield part.

even funny than Pitchfork's one

except this isnt meant to be funny

Album Rating: 4.5

you should let out stuff like:



"my friend can't even play them drums on drums and he is a really good drummer!"

"this is the longest song i have ever heard"



besides the sub-par grammar, try to be abit more objective when you are about to tell us more about the album.



Also, dont do track-by-track reviews since they dont really give a good impression about the album (especially when you dont try to describe the sound). You're just saying stuff like "this song is great" without actually saying why thats the case.



I wont pos or neg this since its ur first review.. welcome to sputnik.



edit: yes, basically what mutatedfreek said

Album Rating: 4.5

Okay guys it's pretty obvious this user is young and hasn't listened to enough music to objectively evaluate this album. I remember when I was 12/13 w/e most of the music i listened to came from the radio and you better believe Tool sounded like gods compared to that crap.

Album Rating: 4.5

......i lol'd

Album Rating: 4.5

yo you guys wanna go to craig's house to jack off?

Album Rating: 4.5

MJK what are some other bands that you enjoy so we might recommend you some stuff to blow your mind.

I think a good place for you to start would be checking out Opeth, they also play intricate albeit long songs like Tool and are talented musicians (piss off sputnik community i know they're just as prone to fanboyism that's why i rec'd it).

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

Ok. I hope this is a joke, because it's possibly the worst review I've ever read.

Album Rating: 2.0

review site people are more retarded than i thought lol

Album Rating: 4.5

Sadly, this totally isn't a troll review. You can just tell from the grammar that this is a legit 13 year old.

why aren't you writing my review?