Album Rating: 2.5

The guy is either gone or is writing out, in Microsoft Word, a couple of paragraphs to make himself look more elite.

Taking out the bonus tracks and intro, according to your track by track ratings this should be rated a 2.5.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwgac4siEbI

sometimes I just play this in the background for the lulz

Album Rating: 2.5

Hahaha I like how he compares his guitar line to Rush.

Album Rating: 2.5

roflmao mick used to be my rolemodel

who wants to hear something funny?

Album Rating: 2.5

[img]http://imgur.com/aOqFo.jpg[/img]

How do you fuck up writing a negative review of Slipknot? This shit writes itself. And you have an album where they define maturity as making no god damn sense and abandoning most of their previous style in favor of following the formula Brian Posehn spoke of in Metal by Numbers.

I would pirate the album to review it myself if I weren't afraid of it giving my iTunes the clap. It's still in therapy from having to listen to Human Fortress's Eternal Empire.

Album Rating: 2.5

"and some really disgusting distortion to make it sound like SHIT"

Album Rating: 4.0

attention-whoring review, done in an outdated format, rife with spelling mistakes, amounts to nothing but a rant...



F

Album Rating: 4.0

and Sulphur and Dead Memories are the best Slipknot songs since at least My Plague, if not Surfacing.

this review is awful. i mean wow

I don't really listen to these guys but I saw the video for Snuff the other day and man that was weird shit. Like twenty times more dramatic than it needed to be.

Album Rating: 2.5

I'm going to be different and say that this review isn't half bad and that in a senseless way he has a point (not subjective to his ever-changing rating(s) of course).

i've rarely seen such a universally negged review

also, I remember my work manager claiming he would never listen to this because Slipknot were on the TV promoting it and "they sold out man"

Terrible review. But hey, we all write a couple of stinkers in our early days.

...some more than others.

Album Rating: 2.5

I'm actually more of a fan of this video tbh





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1WJnGGX36A

I was looking for that one, thanks.

Album Rating: 2.5

haha no problem



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