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RadKeysPlayer
April 13th 2006


1 Comments


This album never leaves my stereo. I can always listen to it. The hard, powerful, verocious sound is always fresh. All of the band memebers are amazing. Eddie with his astronomical guitar playing, DLR with his personality which is displayed awesomely in his voice, Micheal Anthony with solid bass rhythym and probably the best backup vocals in Rock history, and of course Alex pounding those drums making it all come together.

This album will always remain classic with me. I never regret buying this album. It's gotta be one of my favorites, if not my overall favorite

Long live classic van halen!

madanthony
May 3rd 2006


25 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I had a couple of dudes at school listen to Eruption today, and they were blown out of their minds. One guy started laughing 'cause it was so goos and the other guy said, "I've heard the rock god."

anguspage007
May 23rd 2006


64 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I too loved this record. Eruption rules, but the rest of the album, like the One, was great too.



John Paul Harrison
May 28th 2006


1014 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I'm just going to say this now. "Atomic Punk" is not a good song. It's just bland.

Bron-Yr-Aur
May 28th 2006


4405 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I'm going to one-up you and say that "Eruption" is a self-indulgent, wah-infested bore. It doesn't even pertain to a time signature. Sure, the playing is great, but it's not fun to listen to. At least it's short.

GodsmackMetallica04
June 14th 2006


32 Comments


i really enjoy Eruption. I have attemped playing it before with no success. I think its a beautiful piece of work... but oh well everyone has their opinion.

The Nu-Spawn
June 20th 2006


97 Comments


Eddie, David, Alex, Michael=classic!!!! Van Halen is the shit!

Hunter555
June 20th 2006


424 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Yup^.

Someone needs to review the greatest hits.

MisterPilgrim
August 8th 2006


233 Comments


I'm going to one-up you and say that "Eruption" is a self-indulgent, wah-infested bore. It doesn't even pertain to a time signature. Sure, the playing is great, but it's not fun to listen to. At least it's short.


Exactly.This Message Edited On 08.08.06

6stringed
October 23rd 2006


58 Comments


Quote :i really enjoy Eruption. I have attemped playing it before with no success. I think its a beautiful piece of work... but oh well everyone has their opinion.

Yeah, Eruption is awesome. I attempted and have made sucess. I'm playing it at my school's talent show this year.

Homesliceman
November 6th 2006


582 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

I learned how to play eruption halfass. The audience knows I learned it, and everytime I am on stage I hear people chanting "Eruption!" It's kinda annoying actually. I hardly even like playing it anymore!

deroeckj
February 19th 2008


74 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0



has some classic tracks,

rest of the cd is too samey to get more than a 3

deroeckj
February 19th 2008


74 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0



has some classic tracks,

rest of the cd is too samey to get more than a 3

Douchebag
March 29th 2009


3626 Comments


"I'm going to one-up you and say that "Eruption" is a self-indulgent, wah-infested bore. It doesn't even pertain to a time signature. Sure, the playing is great, but it's not fun to listen to. At least it's short"

Oh please get off your high horse.

gaslightanthem
March 29th 2009


5208 Comments


Eruption is pretty boring though.

ConorMichaelJoseph
May 21st 2009


1870 Comments


no u

gaslightanthem
May 21st 2009


5208 Comments


sorry but it sux

PuddleSwimmer
May 21st 2009


1457 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Actually Eruption is pretty cool.

gaslightanthem
May 21st 2009


5208 Comments


You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we
say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions
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You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
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Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You
are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention
that you smell?



gaslightanthem
May 21st 2009


5208 Comments


Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting
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