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Metalstyles
January 3rd 2010


8576 Comments


[img]http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/N/NY/NYX/Nyxtalia/1209790310_cturesB.K..jpg[/img]

dylantheairplane
January 3rd 2010


2181 Comments


is that my sister?

DiceMan
January 3rd 2010


7066 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

No that's the heartthrob Bill you keep hearing about. If it is your sister though, she probably likes it in the buttocks.

Metalstyles
January 4th 2010


8576 Comments


actually, you know what, I've been cruel, only presenting Bill and such, better lets bask in the glory of them ALL!!!

[img]http://www.variety.com/rbidata/photogallery/variety/20506.jpg[/img]

Zipzop5565
January 4th 2010


402 Comments


I wonder what his parents think when they see pictures like this. "Hon, what the fuck did we do to create that?"

Metalstyles
January 4th 2010


8576 Comments


you know what, I'm giving props to the drummer. At least he's not trying to look like a total douche

DiceMan
January 4th 2010


7066 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Is he the one on the far right that looks the least like a female? Cause he's still wearing his hat backwards which pretty much rolls out the welcome mat to Toolopia.

dylantheairplane
January 4th 2010


2181 Comments


is that one guy wearing two hats?
it looks like it

taroo
January 4th 2010


2126 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Everyone should stop hating on this band! Can't you see they have musical talent! and they are amazing songwriter! Way better then that Thom Yorke fella, and Pink Floyd.

The Computer
January 4th 2010


255 Comments


and Converge.

Yazz_Flute
January 4th 2010


19174 Comments


I don't think it's possible to wear jeans that fucking skinny unless you have no penis.

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
January 4th 2010


32289 Comments


Yeah, he's male. But only as male as Adam Lambert.

TRMshadow
January 4th 2010


5119 Comments


The Drummer is the one standing next to the vocalist. Both are trying (and failing) to try to look Japanese (visual-kei = Vocalist l Jap-Hip-hop = Drummer). Oh yeah, they're brothers too. Don't ask me how I know this God-forsaken knowledge.

Emim
January 4th 2010


35269 Comments


Guy on the right is a total bro, probably doing breakdowns in his head.

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
January 4th 2010


32289 Comments


The most random fashion senses in this band. Singer's got like a ladies size 0 pair of pants on, meanwhile the guy to the right still thinks it's cool to wear his pants halfway down his ass.

ScorpionStan
January 4th 2010


1911 Comments


if ever there was a group of band members that could be defined as "posers", this is it folks.

dylantheairplane
January 4th 2010


2181 Comments


in that second picture he kind of looks like Kim Kardashian

TRMshadow
January 4th 2010


5119 Comments


He is the reason why guys shouldn't wear makeup.

Yazz_Flute
January 4th 2010


19174 Comments


he's a pretty girl

ReturnToRock
February 5th 2010


4805 Comments


darlin'...oh, darlin', darlin', darlin'...

*puts on intellectual pince-nez, tweed jacket and pipe*

so this is your favorite band in the whole wide world, is it, darling? what else do you listen to, then, Evanescence maybe? a bit of HIM? Brokencyde? My Chemical Romance? And you think Bill Kaulitz is a cutie, now dont'cha? Even more than Ville Vallo OR Brandon Boyd, right? right?

*sigh of controlled rage*

I am assuming you're no older than 18...if so, there is still hope for you. as someone up there said, stick around and you will find some actually decent recording artists you may like, instead of a singing poodle and his third-grade handlers.

may I suggest, say, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Paramore, Finger Eleven? all these bands are better than this....I am reticent to call it...'band'.



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