a lot of early pitchfork reviews were really bad but im gonna go ahead and say that, if you actually bother reading their reviews, theyre really not that bad

aw shit syllogisms don't belong in reviews man

Album Rating: 1.5

sure they do

k you're arguing with one of the best reviewers on the site when he gives you advice, fucking take it

that would make it relevant for me to bring up carpet cleaners or anything in reviews

i have this one carpet cleaner, it's the worst
this album is pretty bad too
THEREFORE this carpet cleaner is a lot like this album

Album Rating: 1.5

i mean, I drew the comparison in crayon and explained to the class basically. How dare I assume people who can read would actually want to think.

boy i'm warnin ya now

for what its worth, this review made me smile

Album Rating: 1.5

Okay, I'll stop.

If you can legitimize your need to be such an arrogant prick, by all means go ahead, but you're
working with nothing but a shitty review and an undeserved smugness right now. Stop assuming that
your style of writing is universally accepted and loved (it's not) and learn to accept criticism. You'll
progress a writer that way.

Don't stop, just listen. Apply. Develop. Ugh.

Album Rating: 1.5

but, Hayley Williams is still hot, and I still like Decode

The band members are all clones of each other

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB PEOPLE
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB PEOPLE
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB PEOPLE

Album Rating: 2.0

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Album Rating: 1.5

Waior I said I would stop. Now I must reply.





Don't consider me arrogant. I am thankful for your constructive criticism. My words weren't entirely directed at you. You're obviously a celebrated reviewer on this site and who am I to challenge you? I honestly believed that this review was at least pretty good. I didn't think it was "shitty." I wrote this at 5 AM and then went to the gym to see if I could think of more comments to add, but once I read it to myself, I didn't think it was really bad. This definitely isn't my best work, but I don't think it's my worst either. I'm not trying to make enemies here, even if it looks like I am. I'm just trying to honestly tell my feeling about this album as I heard it.

Fair enough. Carry on, apologies for the kerfuffle.

I thought everyone knew about Dot Dot Curve. The really scene girls at Hot Topic are always praising him (or should I say they? I mean, one other guy supplies the sub-par beats) and New Boyz.

That's all you need to know from girls wearing Brokencyde bracelets.

Album Rating: 1.5

I did not know Dot Dot Curve existed, and now I wish I never knew.

And about the review, it's sub-par. Not enough to neg it, but in no way will I be pos'ing it any time soon.

Album Rating: 1.5

What did you not like about it to think it Sub-par?