Album Rating: 3.5

First half is just banger after banger

So I have to find you in a Britney Spears thread??

Album Rating: 3.5

I'm trying to regress into a rosy nostalgic state of reminiscence here, I'm sorry! It's always "Porc, did you remember to pick up Phero from school?" and "Porc, Jesus, you're taking the exit ramp at 80 mph"



It's Britney, Bitch!!!!

I bet you think of her when you look at me

Album Rating: 3.5

By the same token, I think of you when I look at her. I'm in a constant twilight state of projection-fed dissatisfaction on account of my parents leaving me in a mall parking lot when I was 8 and booking it to a nudist commune in Vermont.

I only found the last bit out when they showed up on the cover of that Hoterlier record



First half is banger after banger [2]

But you gotta be thankful for them not dragging you along to a nudist colony. I hear that stuff can be rough for kids.

Btw if you want, I can do Half-Down Space Buns.