oh goddam I'm sticking around for this
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Album Rating: 2.5
yeah i've got the flu and a bottle of robitussin, gonna ride this one out
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Album Rating: 4.0
would you like butter on your popcorn?
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Album Rating: 2.5
uhh, this is AMERICA, isn't it?!
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uhh, this is AMERICA, isn't it?!
like
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sm1 opn my mrg lcnc
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Album Rating: 2.5
we ain't come here for a goddamn arithmetic lesson, lakes
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Album Rating: 4.0
say, just say, that the brand new base-camp, say that they catch the 2013 virus this week - Lakes can have my
personal Carmike Cinemas 2013 Refill Bucket ($18.00 initially, $3.50 an extra pop, all year long!)
oh man I'd cum so hard in that bucket, extra buttery
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dr smith you sound like the kinda guy who takes a gal to the movies and then sits there with his dick poking through a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket waiting for her to reach in and SURPRISE!
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Album Rating: 4.0
never thought of that one
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Album Rating: 2.5
you wouldn't do that with a popcorn bucket you paid $18 for, silly
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but what if she's buying
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the $18 one is only for the really special girls
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Album Rating: 2.0
what if the butter is really hot tho and u burn ur dick and then u kind of just sit there like "OOOOOH FUCK OH FUCK MY DICK IS ON FIRE BITCH" and then since the chick doesn't kno yet she's like "nigga chill the fuck out"
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The butter they put on popcorn is never 'hot', not even relatively.
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Album Rating: 4.0
Girls don't go to the movies with my anyway because I go to a particularly distant cinema like waaaaaay out in the country because their popcorn butter comes from well-treated cows. I totally support that, though.
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Album Rating: 2.5
taking troll bait from 17 year olds the last time i did that i had to move away from all schools and playgrounds
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Album Rating: 2.0
but what if the guy that's making it is your friend or some shit and wants to fuck with you so he puts it into a microwave and then boom dick welts
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you guys are makin me hungry
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A constant sexual point of view is a clear sign that you very rarely, or never have, received any sort of sexual pleasure. Go to the bar and hook up with some whore. You have to start somewhere.
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