Eminem Relapse
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Tracklist:
1. Dr. West
2. 3am
3. My Mom
4. Insane
5. Bagpipes from Baghdad
6. Hello
7. Tonya
8. Same Song & Dance
9. We Made You
10. Medicine Ball
11. Paul
12. Stay Wide Awake
13. Old Times Sake
14. Must Be the Ganja
15. Mr. Mathers
16. Deja Vu
17. Beautiful
18. Crack a Bottle
19. Steve Berman
20. Underground/Ken Kaniff


Release Date: 05/15/2009

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Blswylde (4.5)
Eminem is back with a different, but outstanding album....
HollywoodConstantine (3)
Relapse is a mature Slim Shady LP. It is not quite as entertaining as The Marshal Mathers LP and it...
Nihilum (3)
Relapse features an Eminem who can't decide with he's 36 or 26, can't decide if he wants to give a m...
Meatplow (1.5)
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John A. Hanson STAFF (1)
It's about 10% as good as The Marshall Mathers LP, so how much did you enjoy that?...

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1.5
very poor
Sam A. USER (3 Reviews)

2009-05-17 | 11 comments | 1,078 views

Eminem’s music can be called anything but artistic. While he reflects on his more “looney” side that oftens leads to random celebrity bashing, name dropping and most infamously, the homosexual jokes, he has a darker side. Unfortunately, its not Relapse. After a good five years behind the scenes, angry white Detroit rappers have emerged with a vengeance. Not quite like Eminem did with his sophomore effort, although the results were phenomenal. “Relapse” just goes to show that even during the sellout point of their musical career, rappers can still be hardcore. In a cute, non-violent way, of course. Many of the tracks featured are very similar to the over-the-top goofiness and mysoginistic wordplay from “Encore”. Call this a follow-up, if you will, but it doesn’t quite stay in the same field most of the time.

Eminem can be a man of many surprises. One minute you’re listening to him spilling his guts about, well, spilling Kim’s guts, then the next he jumps to a song about a sexually harassing father and son tale. The album is so unbalanced, its very difficult to stay on the same pace. For example, after the hilarious introduction, “3AM” grows into a rolling rage of desperation, madness and unsympathetic chaos. Just when it seemed he’s at the top of his game, two and a half minutes into the track, he name drops Hannah Montana, which I find ridiculous (although I actually like the fact that a celebrity has grown balls to insult an unpromising Disney star). 80% of the album expresses Shady’s desire for crazy, generic radio songs that never hit the mark, or have the same magnetism as “The Marshall Mathers LP”.

“My Mom” continues the utterly repulsive and disturbing trend this now seemingly harmless rapper has set. The chorus is unbearable, the hook is completely absent of substance and the verses are two-toned and uninteresting. If you think that’s bad, wait until you hear “Insane”! Once again, the Ken Kaniff animal magnitude has taken over to be nothing more than a track about man rape and sickening child molestation. I have to admire his flow in the second verse, though, which I find almost flawless. Not to say the entire album is one big jerkoff session. Songs like “Beautiful”, “Underground” and “Same Song & Dance” still keep the serious side of Slim Shady alight, as well as raise the slightest of interest in its subject matters, which thankfully have nothing to do with his wife and/or mother. “We Made You”, in all its craziness, can grow on to be quite an enjoyable track, as well as “Crack A Bottle” and “Déj* vu”, but nonetheless, its still terribly mediocre.

Fans will tremble to get a taste of Eminem’s table scrap, no doubt, but to the unsuspecting public eye he has transformed into nothing more than a disappointment. Hit after hit, the money will still roll in, the ringtones will still sell and the apocalypse will still happen, but that doesn’t make “Relapse” any more impressive or weirder than, say, a hamster on a tricycle juggling Tic Tacs. Now that will be awesome. Right now, you’ll have to settle for this. Shame.

Pro’s
“Beautiful”
“Underground”

Con’s
“We Made You”
“My Mom”
“Insane”
“Bagpipes From Baghdad”
“Must Be The Ganja”
“Crack A Bottle”
“Déj* vu”

Final Rating: 3.0/10 – 1.5/5

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JetfireDX


Comments: 49
05.17.09

Album Rating: 1.5

Not my best review... Didn't think it deserved much praise anyway.

AliW1993


Comments: 1673
05.17.09

Album Rating: 3

The first paragraph was a bit awkward but the rest of the review was great. I didn't think the alum was that bad, Beautiful was the best song imo.

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Meatplow


Comments: 2455
05.17.09

Album Rating: 1.5

i completely agree, this album left such a bad taste in my mouth

HenchmanOfSanta


Comments: 242
05.17.09


After a good five years behind the scenes, angry white Detroit rappers have emerged with a vengeance.
Like who? I live in metro-Detroit and the only other white rapper I can name from around here is Dr. Waffles.

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Iluvatar
Staff Reviewer


Comments: 11124
05.17.09

Album Rating: 5 | Sound Off

You do know that Insane isn't just about child molestation, it's about him being molested by his stepfather as a kid? Just saying, it isn't exactly another wtf eminem weird song

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Meatplow


Comments: 2455
05.17.09

Album Rating: 1.5

it was still an incredibly retarded handling of the topic

Iluvatar
Staff Reviewer


Comments: 11124
05.17.09

Album Rating: 5 | Sound Off

I don't particularly think so, it's not different then how he handled other issues in his "classic" topics it's just not 2000 i guess

Meatplow


Comments: 2455
05.17.09

Album Rating: 1.5

if this alb3m came out in 2000 mNm would b a nob0dy

Iluvatar
Staff Reviewer


Comments: 11124
05.17.09

Album Rating: 5 | Sound Off

Not denying that but Insane is one of the better songs here

Meatplow


Comments: 2455
05.17.09

Album Rating: 1.5

yeah probably, some moments were better then others

Iluvatar
Staff Reviewer


Comments: 11124
05.17.09

Album Rating: 5 | Sound Off

WELCOME TO THE SLIM SHADY MECCA REBECCA

was an awesome line



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