Cannibal Corpse Evisceration Plague
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KILL
February 1st 2009


81580 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Our radio consists of lilley allen, the tintings and rhianna

Willie
Moderator
February 1st 2009


20212 Comments

Album Rating: 3.8

I honestly don't remember. Whatever was on, really. When I was in my own car I didn't listen to the radio.

TojesDolan
February 1st 2009


271 Comments


[quote=some latino dude like me ;(]Oh, sorry there, bad translation from spanish. Take in account, english is not my first language, even though at times it seems like that.

I meant that the technical level they've reached is damn high, they do know how to play. I translated it directly from "Ya alcanzaron un nivel tecnico exageradamente alto". Honestly, doing math is leaving my brain dead.
[/quote]

i used to be the mexican of sputnik

i feel downgraded ;(

Rugter32
February 1st 2009


754 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Well, I'm not mexican, but guatemalan. So you remain as the mexican of Sputnik ;DThis Message Edited On 01.31.09

Willie
Moderator
February 1st 2009


20212 Comments

Album Rating: 3.8

Oddly enough I also listen to Cannibal Corpse to escape from reality and pretend I'm some deranged psychopath, or something like that.
I listen to the self-titled Mr. Bungle album for that because it reminds me of the following question:



Do you know the difference between a maniac and a crazy person?



A maniac will beat 10 people to death with a steel dildo. A crazy person will also beat ten people to death with a steel dildo, but he'll be wearing a bugs bunny costume at the time.




For some reason I really associate that with Mr. Bungle... even though it's George.This Message Edited On 02.01.09

Steerpike
February 1st 2009


1861 Comments


Why would you beat 10 people to death with a dildo in the first place?

Why not?

TricksterGRex
February 1st 2009


2087 Comments


Imagine it's KY

myhigherpie
February 1st 2009


3029 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

wait wait wait, this thread went from cc, to the evil dead series, all the way to beating people to death with steal dildos, and now KY jelly?



wtf!?

Phantom
February 1st 2009


9010 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Only in a CC thread...This Message Edited On 02.01.09

TricksterGRex
February 1st 2009


2087 Comments


I dildo

It's like a really bad Will Smith porno.

KILL
February 2nd 2009


81580 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0



Beacuse you'd get blood all over the dildo...


Oh my god thats sick man i mean come on you crossed a line oh my god

TricksterGRex
February 2nd 2009


2087 Comments


I Cum Blood
This Message Edited On 02.01.09

myhigherpie
February 2nd 2009


3029 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I've been in worse conversations. Me and my friend spend hours talking about the most brutal way to murder people...



My personal best is taking a guys genitals and nailing them down to a hard surface, while sticking pinpricks into his eyes and skinning his dick with a razor.

TricksterGRex
February 2nd 2009


2087 Comments


Oh god that's hot.

myhigherpie
February 2nd 2009


3029 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I just thought of a great one.



Shove a super heated poker up a man's ass, burning his intestines until he dies.This Message Edited On 02.01.09

KILL
February 2nd 2009


81580 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I'm always scared of going to shit as i think my guts are going to fall out

myhigherpie
February 2nd 2009


3029 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

lock someone in a room with a knife, and soulja boy playing through speakers. See how long he lasts before he finally notices the knife ;)

Willie
Moderator
February 2nd 2009


20212 Comments

Album Rating: 3.8

The direction this discussion took was reported (not by me).

Eakflanderyof
February 2nd 2009


5419 Comments


I completely disagree with the intro to this review. They shouldn't be hated for pretty much bringing the whole gore aspect of death metal to the forefront. Also, using death metal and maturity in the same sentence is stupid imo. This is a genre built on being grotesque and extreme. Maturity is not something to reach for in death metal. A mature death metal band is a boring one if you ask me.

Willie
Moderator
February 2nd 2009


20212 Comments

Album Rating: 3.8

I completely disagree with the intro to this review. They shouldn't be hated for pretty much bringing the whole gore aspect of death metal to the forefront.
What's there to disagree with? Whether you like it or not CC are generally hated for the reasons stated in the review. That's fine that you don't feel that way, but it doesn't change the prevailing opinion.
Also, using death metal and maturity in the same sentence is stupid imo. This is a genre built on being grotesque and extreme. Maturity is not something to reach for in death metal. A mature death metal band is a boring one if you ask me.
Maturity and death metal can easily be used in a sentence. From Death's beginning to their final album to the Cynic demos to what they became. Granted they both moved beyond death metal to varying degrees, but it was still maturity. I tried to put that maturity in context through the comparison to the Evil Dead movies, where they don't lose their core they simply refine what they're doing, as CC have done.



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