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iarescientists
July 2nd 2008


5865 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Chan can't get banned, for he gives Jom a handjob every Thursday

Burn2Burn
July 2nd 2008


2374 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

There's nothing ambitious about the lyrics, which are actually quite generic, immature stereoptypical metal tripe hidden behind dimestore existentialist language.


/vomit

Kiran
Emeritus
July 2nd 2008


6133 Comments


be sure to use disinfectant when the time comes to remove your tongue from his ass

ilikemusicthatsucks
July 2nd 2008


1063 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I want it to be impossible for me to be banned.

Smileyface
July 2nd 2008


309 Comments


Chan can't get banned, for he gives Jom a handjob every Thursday


Lol.

Meatplow
July 2nd 2008


5523 Comments


reviewer was born with cauliflower ears and a pea brain

ilikemusicthatsucks
July 2nd 2008


1063 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

^AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHhahhahahahaha dumb

Smileyface
July 2nd 2008


309 Comments



I want it to be impossible for me to be banned.


Then give Jom a handjob on Wednesdays!

ilikemusicthatsucks
July 2nd 2008


1063 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Or more likely everybody gave up trying to ban him.

Cuban Pete
July 2nd 2008


3813 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

yeah he's really not going to give a ****. he might criticize your review a little bit but he seriously does not care.
yeah pretty much. he's just gonna be pissed off at the fact so many comments have been about whether or not he's gonna be pissed off.

Meatplow
July 2nd 2008


5523 Comments


in summary review is too long, all points made are backed up by pure subjectivity and reviewer cannot take constructive criticism

fail

ilikemusicthatsucks
July 2nd 2008


1063 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

in summary review is too long,




It was lengthy but it takes a lengthy review to rebut something that seems legendary to people around here.



all points made are backed up by pure subjectivity




most reviews do that.



and reviewer cannot take constructive criticism




actually if you go back through this thread, i can. i had several fruitful conversations and also removed my original intro due to criticism. i dont consider a lame joke about me having cauliflower ears "constructive criticism."

Meatplow
July 2nd 2008


5523 Comments


http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/myl/llog/duty_calls.png

ilikemusicthatsucks
July 2nd 2008


1063 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

^and that applies to only me on this website. lawl.

Acre
July 2nd 2008


847 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Dude, ignore them. The fanboys will say what they want. The same thing happens to me every time I say The Mars Volta is overrated. Anyway, the review was good, and alot of it, looking back, is startlingly true. It doesn't make me change my score, but props to ya for the courage to take on the giants.

Kiran
Emeritus
July 2nd 2008


6133 Comments


you obviously dont take constructive criticism because every review you've written has had the same bitter, cynical, condescending, and childish mocking tone to it that fails to have any effect whatsoever because you are terrible at purveying it and rely on bad attempts at stereotyping literally everything to try and force a grin on those who read your reviews. sorry buddy, but not even that you've achieved with this one.

your arguments are flimsy at best and the fact that you can never ever concede on a point where you're blatantly wrong shows how stubborn you are. you stereotype this site as full of elitists, assholes and egotistical pricks and to be honest, you're no better.

ilikemusicthatsucks
July 2nd 2008


1063 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

^Yeah it's cool I knew I'd get some heat. Wasn't too bad though. And I agree on Mars Volta, Christ talk about an annoying band.

ilikemusicthatsucks
July 2nd 2008


1063 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

you can never ever concede on a point




not true, go back through the thread like i've already told about a million people.

natey
July 2nd 2008


4195 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

chan how do you think that your criticisms of this review matter when you rated this a 5 just months after it was released (i'd like to see you defend your opinion)



pretty good review. i disagree with you in that I think this album is catchy but just flows really really poorly. I also really like Rody's voice. i don't see why everyone thinks your review is so gutsy or radical. the album was just fucking released... people will stop fellating to this before the year is up (not everyone has been in the first place)



again good review but I wish you had given more reasons that people can relate to then just vocals and lyrics. the album does suck for other reasons, and some people like the vocals and separate the lyrics/concept from musicThis Message Edited On 07.02.08

ilikemusicthatsucks
July 2nd 2008


1063 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Who keeps changing their neg to pos vice versa it's annoying



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