YES WE ALL HEARD CHASED THROUGH THE WOODS BY A RAPIST NOW CAN WE PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THIS AWFUL AWFUL BAND.

Cleverness ftw

Album Rating: 1.0

Album Rating: 5



??? :lol:

Whats funny????










LOL. jk

Album Rating: 1.0

i am the robots is a fool.



the guitars are so cliche and bland (especially the "breakdowns", which aren't varied at all - chugging in 4/4 time, and like all 4th and 8th notes).



the drums are so sloppy, and from what i've heard, the dude uses both hands on the snare to do the hits, so it's like cheating, even though it's still terrible.



the vocals are so fucking annoying and it's the most revolting thing i've ever heard. from what i heard, there must not have been a bassist recording, since you can't hear a damn thing.



the lyrics are god awful. they look like they were written by some asshole 14-year-old who just found a list of "br00tal" sounding words to write down, hoping it would sound cool.



before anyone complains, i do have a very open mind when it comes to different genres of music. i'm not a big fan of this "br00tal" slam death metal scene (bad production, annoying squealing), but waking the cadaver is by far the worst, and is one of the few bands that i will say is completely awful. there are no redeeming qualities whatsoever.



i would, in fact, rather listen to "scene girlpant pussycore stupid junk" than this. i listened to some of this band's songs, and i had to take a shower right after because i felt so dirty. my friend ripped ass while listening to this band and found that it fit the music perfectly.



waking the cadaver still could become a great band. all they have to do is get all new members, change their name, start playing some good music, and disown any of the garbage they've already made.



and good lord the band logo is unacceptable. it's so illegible that it's retarded. why? i'm sorry if i sound like an ass who spent so much time writing this, but this band actually makes me angry. i used to think this garbage was funny, but now i just get angry at the fact that they got signed.

dude, you just blew all our minds.

wow. like, i'm so enlightened. you totally didn't just waste your time typing all that out.

i am the robots is totally serious.

Album Rating: 2.5

Pussycore sounds like an awesome genre. I really wish it existed.

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this band hurt's my vocal cords just listening to them...

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If by that you mean his vocals sound like they're painful to do, you're wrong. His vocals are pretty easy to replicate.

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no i acutally mean they hurt just by listening to them but i probably couldn't do much better(unless i got taught how to do metal vocals)

Album Rating: 1.5

There's an album????

The demo was horrible, I can't wait to hear this. (I could do with a laugh)

Analcore ftw!.....

Album Rating: 1.5

Oh and Pigtails Are For Facefucking is an even better song title than Chased Through The Woods By A Rapist.

Album Rating: 2.5

Pigtails Are For Face****ing is the best track on this.

Album Rating: 1.0

This album made me giggle like a school girl. In all seriousness, it's terrible.

I can only imagine how this is compared to the demo. If it's anything LIKE the demo (which I'm sure it is), it seems to be perfect background music for passing a kidney stone (or 3.)

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

In fact, the 2 songs from the demo are on the album. All he did was replace the brees with his low inhales and the original lows were replaced with super guttural inhales.



some times it's heavy. Sometimes it's boring.

Album Rating: 1.0



God i hate grindcore/deathcore or what ever these pig slaughterers are! Me and my friends were joking about making a band like this until we found out that people were actually doing it. wtf??

grindcore/deathcore

Album Rating: 2.5

This is more like goregrind, or deathgrind, or awesome. I prefer to call it the third.