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swipenet
February 3rd 2018


3353 Comments


Lol man, you might as well add that to the soundoff list. Good shit.

danielito19
February 3rd 2018


12251 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

it was a soundoff, i copied it form there lol

Demon of the Fall
February 3rd 2018


34114 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Read that one before, they may as well have said ‘instrumentally this is decent but I can’t stand the vox, guess they’re just not my thing’ because there is SOME praise but then they just rant about the vox & Maiden, why are Maiden relevant? Haha.

XingKing
February 4th 2018


16165 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"1.5 very poor n00n00

Jane Doe get acclaim very much. Jane Doe sound heavy very much. Jane Doe get good rating. Jane Doe have to be good.

Kurt Ballou make riff very much. Kurt make dissonant riff. Riff sound random. Riff sound good. Kurt love the Noo-noo very much.

Ben Koller blast beat very much. Ben play like epileptic kid. Ben hit random cymbal. Ben love smashing bass drum. Ben love the Noo-noo very much.

Nate Newton no hear. Nate Newton get no credit. Bass very low. Nate love the Noo-noo very much.

Jacob Bannon scream very much. Jacob go RAAH RAAH RAAAHHHHHHHHHHH. Jacob very angry he. Jacob make people angry. Anger very bad. Jacob hate the Noo-noo

Album sound random. Album sound screechy. Jane Doe ugly chick. Jane no love the Noo-noo. *suck suck* Tinky Winky no like Jane Doe. Dipsy no like Converge. Lala fight Jacob. Po love the Noo-noo very much.

*Tubby Toast*

Time for Tubby Bye Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



Best soundoff

Wildcardbitchesss
February 4th 2018


12303 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Ya not sure why it took me so long to read this shit



Fucking hysterical

Confessed2005
February 21st 2018


5588 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

That sound off is hilarious.

BigPleb
February 21st 2018


65784 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Those drums on Distance and Meaning m/

owen
February 28th 2018


5146 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

has anyone ever listened to this while not feeling like shit?

Demon of the Fall
February 28th 2018


34114 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Yes, quite recently.



It's still cathartic in a bizarre nostalgic sort of way. In other words I remember being in a bad place yet listening to this doesn't bring the sadness back, it just reminds me that I beat it & this album could be the soundtrack to that feeling... blowing it to pieces with cacophonous ferocity.

danielito19
February 28th 2018


12251 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

yeah i listen all the time when not feeling like shit.



granted its amazing when you do feel like shit. i put this on for the drive home from my brothers funeral and went hoarse screaming along.

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
March 1st 2018


27590 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I'll jam "fault and fracture" any time of day

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
March 1st 2018


27590 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

just because I've been listening so much



Fault and fracture

Heaven in her arms

Jane doe

Thaw

Distance and meaning

Phoenix in flames

Hell to pay

Bitter and then some

The broken vow

Concubine

Homewrecker

Phoenix in flight



Scoot
March 1st 2018


22227 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

heaven in her arms destroys worlds

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
March 1st 2018


27590 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I especially love the first half, or the part that enters a minute or so in, the alternating chords are so gorgeous and vaguely...baroque ?? Just good as hell

Scoot
March 1st 2018


22227 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

the drum fill in that fast part during the middle



one of my favorite moments in music

Ignimbrite
March 2nd 2018


6890 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

the flow of the tracks from Heaven in Her Arms to the title track is fucking sublime

BigPleb
March 2nd 2018


65784 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Broken Vow is addictive.

MeatSalad
March 2nd 2018


18627 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

The combo of hell to pay - homewrecker doesn't get enough attention. Wish they would play those songs live more often and also possibly together

Demon of the Fall
March 2nd 2018


34114 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Don't know if I could rank the tracks on here because of how it all flows as one seamlessly cohesive entity. That combo is killer though.

jmh886
March 2nd 2018


2935 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

i feel like this album is classic, but it is not their best. maybe third best.



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