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BlackwaterPork
February 1st 2018


4390 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Whoa whoa whoa get that ratin outta heeeeeere

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
February 1st 2018


18258 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I will not go quietly into the night!

BlackwaterPork
February 1st 2018


4390 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

You’re scaring the kids



THINK OF THE FUCKING KIDS

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
February 1st 2018


18258 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

You young in’s, spawn your own before you lecture me lol

Demon of the Fall
February 1st 2018


34105 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Your rating is just like the av, scary.

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
February 1st 2018


18258 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

What’s wrong with my avi?

Demon of the Fall
February 1st 2018


34105 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

It's disturbing, I'm currently hiding behind my keyboard which is makin itt difgcult to ttype

BigPleb
February 1st 2018


65784 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

You can't rate this below a 2 now can you?

Demon of the Fall
February 1st 2018


34105 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

No, because this demon will destroy them

(seriously though, can't remember the exact thresholds but I'm sure you can't give a 4.4 album less than a 2)

BigPleb
February 1st 2018


65784 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Album doesn't resonate with me like it used to unfortunately.



Might have to bump down again to a 4.



I enjoy YFM and AtF more than this nowadays.

BlackwaterPork
February 1st 2018


4390 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

ATF is my favourite and is the only one I enjoy more than this

swipenet
February 1st 2018


3353 Comments


The threshold is 4.3 for being able to rate below a 2 yeah

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
February 2nd 2018


27580 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Those THICK Heaven in Her Arms chords

swipenet
February 2nd 2018


3353 Comments


m/

BenThatsMyJamin
February 2nd 2018


4012 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

THICC





This has probably been asked loads before but why do all the negative soundoffs have so many bumps when this album is generally so acclaimed? I was surprised at the sheer number of negative soundoffs tbh

Demon of the Fall
February 2nd 2018


34105 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I’m (pleasantly) surprised this album has such an insane average. For the genre it’s completely off the charts, thought it’d be 4.2 at best.

Wildcardbitchesss
February 2nd 2018


12302 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Albums one of the goats

Got it tatted together with some roses like on Deftones self titled album

swipenet
February 3rd 2018


3353 Comments


"This has probably been asked loads before but why do all the negative soundoffs have so many bumps when this album is generally so acclaimed? I was surprised at the sheer number of negative soundoffs tbh"

Because the detractors can eat a bag of dicks, that's why

danielito19
February 3rd 2018


12251 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Talk about overrated on all levels. People who keep voting it as a classic don't know the meaning of a classic. Iron Maiden - Powerslave, now that's a classic. Jane Doe isn't a classic by any of the means, all it is is technical metalcore (not that special). I'll admit lyrically it's intelligent, technicality of the album is superb. But come on people stop lying to yourselves there is NO and I repeat NOOOO vocal talent to even make this a classic at all. All it is RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH for 45:22. Tbh the vocals made the album shit, and they're worse than the guy in Doomthrone and their horrible debut.



calmrose
February 3rd 2018


6836 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

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