Oh, Lindsay Lohan. What happened to you?

It is like she never learned how to really act. Like, real acting.

It really shocks me that of that age group the younger sister of the Olsen twins is the real actor. Who would have thought someone related to them would be such a serious actor?

would totally bang the olsen twins. probably crackwhore lohan too. i have no shame

Crack whores are the best to bang

"6 years dude. he's a washed up 44 year old & she's an unfathomably hot 31 year old. he gave up the fucking jackpot"

lmao you are a joke

also mean girls rules but high school ruled too

dont think i could trust anyone who enjoyed high school

"what the fuck was he thinking though? she's probably one of the few women on this planet i would actually more than willingly surrender my freedom to"

Obviously Matthew Perry has more options than you do...

Seeing as he managed to get Lizzy Caplan somehow - that's probably true. but it doesn't change the fact that he's a fool

high school ruled for me

-getting good grades was so easy
-no responsibilities
-tons of freedom
-had tons of close friends
-had huge network

etc.

not sure why people hate HS so much tbh

ye hs was swee

well considering i said "for me"

if you aren't convinced you are a dumbfuck
but i'll give you more credit than that

Why?

not everyone can be funny :[

Most people are pretty funny looking. Just get on a train and stare at the people across from you for about 2 minutes. You start realising how grotesque the average human really is.

Why would you consistently look at a random person on a train for 2 minutes?

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS EARLIER

"Why would you consistently look at a random person on a train for 2 minutes?"

Cos there's usually nothing else to do. People are interesting. In a weird circus-y kind of way.

Album Rating: 3.0

Its an Avril Lavigne type Album, Nice work!

Album Rating: 4.0

Best album

Hello Kitty.
Just no.