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JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
November 21st 2023


60553 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

>do you really blame John for being annoyed at people trying to assign bullshit meaning to lines that exist to be weird and nothing else

ofc not. but those lines are so compelling to begin with because they scan as intuitive and uncontrived (/they vibe). hearing them twisted into a self-aware metanarrative sung as ironic humour just sounds like poison by comparison. i can relate to his frustration easily enough, but that doesn't make Glass Onion any less cheap as an outlet for it. all the tropes of a bad sequel right there

strayk
November 21st 2023


98 Comments


Every comment on this thread is a bad sequel.

strayk
November 21st 2023


98 Comments


The tone of some of these lectures do make any talk of condescension quite ironic I must say.

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
November 21st 2023


60553 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

lennon taught me all i needed to know about navigating irony and phwoar boi it's dangerous

sonictheplumber
November 21st 2023


17533 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

dude was murdered by the same types of folks wanting to hold him accountable for random 20-something scribblings when the guy was on heroin, acid, pills

sonictheplumber
November 21st 2023


17533 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

the paranoid me and yoko against the world thing in EVERYBODYS GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE is far more interesting than "its mean to criticize celebrity worship"



a glass onion would be something that appears layered but when you bite into it theres nothin there. you just cut your mouth up and end up lookin retarded

sonictheplumber
November 21st 2023


17533 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

cocksucker john really comes out in 69/70/71 and beyond

fogza
Contributing Reviewer
November 21st 2023


9838 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Surprised there's so much argument about a throwaway line lmao

sonictheplumber
November 21st 2023


17533 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

only the beatles

sonictheplumber
November 21st 2023


17533 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

how is paul back in the USSR when he was never even IN the USSR? o________0

Egarran
November 21st 2023


34110 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Peeps don't get Johnny.

MeatSalad
November 21st 2023


18606 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Paul was a soviet spy confirmed

sonictheplumber
November 21st 2023


17533 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

dude i support johnny actually, ive called him names and shit in the past but i think he's like among the dozen or so smart people on this website lol



i mean hell man he's willing to get down to the nitty gritty of the fuckin most important rock band of all time, you gotta admire it. its like, why DO i say hello when others say goodbye? theres a lot to unpack there

sonictheplumber
November 21st 2023


17533 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

analyzin lyrics is all very fine

but i can show you a better time! baby we can smoke some crack

Havey
November 21st 2023


12116 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"he's willing to get down to the nitty gritty of the fuckin most important rock band of all time, you gotta admire it."



I BEEN SAYING THIS FOR SO LONG





robertsona
Staff Reviewer
November 21st 2023


27499 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Goddamn I need that sonic stamp of approval

sonictheplumber
November 21st 2023


17533 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

hey youre a smart guy too man

sonictheplumber
November 21st 2023


17533 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

youll only hear me say this when im drinkin but i think most of the staff dicks are smart dudes. i mean yeah they chase the wrong smell from time to time, but we're all dogs man



hey bulldog!

ArsMoriendi
November 21st 2023


41082 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

A little contempt for fans in the lyrics is healthy anyway



Zappa basically sprinkled that kind of thing into every one of his non-instrumental albums, let John Lennon do it here and there idk



If anything I kind of wish more big name artists were more willing to do biting commentary like that even if it was “poorly done” or “smug” or “not chill” or “cringe” or whatever people say to push down ideas



Crack eggs, make omelets, be a fool, unbutton your top button

sonictheplumber
November 21st 2023


17533 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

lennon was sardonic, a smartass, witty, etc but he never displayed the type of contempt zappa specialized in



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