seriously what are you guys on

shit bangs

Album Rating: 4.0

Is it really bad? Sophie rules.

Album Rating: 1.0

I really do like Sophie, but on here there are points where it's just too minimal, the bits that sound promising are a bit too crowded, and then just when he finds the right mix that Charli comes barging in dripping her unjustified arrogance all over it like mould.

"dripping her unjustified arrogance"

its like you've never heard a shitty pop singer before...

Album Rating: 4.0

Charli's just meh. She just blends in with other bland pop singers. Anywho, I'll give it a try.

Album Rating: 2.5

have u heard london queen



she fucking tears the ass apart bro

doesn't sound that bad to me

Yeah it's not really, kinda catchy at times too. Plenty of cringe throughout for sure but it has its moments.

Album Rating: 1.5

I shouldn't let my curiosity get the better of me.

I'll say this though, Paradise is a passable song, even if it's plagued with an autotuned chipmunk like voice.

93% of your pie chart is metal lmao

but realtalk Secret is the best song on here easily

hoooooo boy

Album Rating: 3.5

Y'all are nuts this shit GOES

in the trash yeah

Album Rating: 1.0

Probably asking for trouble with this but I feel like I have to know - with those negs, was it because I think this is shit or because my writing has let me down?

If criticism is due I'm really more than happy to hear it or I'm not gonna get any better!

Review is solid, in no way neg worthy at least, so it's probably a ratings thing mate

Cover art lol

'Y'all are nuts this shit GOES'
'in the trash yeah'

Ayyyy

Album Rating: 2.0

Don't understand the negs, I thought the review was good. I haven't listened to the album... I'll probably give it a listen though, just to try it. I need to hear the seductive beeps.

Album Rating: 2.5

the review is sexist hence the negs

Album Rating: 1.0

Yes. I am the personification of the patriarchy.