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JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
May 22nd 2023


60575 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I still think you're misconstruing the threat there - the point is the i can + did identify with the proclivities needed to create a list like Storm's enough to ultimately pass him (if you wanna impose that metaphor) hmm



Ars i'm sorry i don't have more to say for this collection of coked out burnout muddlings that accidentally spawned one of the most hit or miss genres of all time but i'm not sure how much salt is appropriate to secrete in this circumstance

ArsMoriendi
May 22nd 2023


41087 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Johnny… do you realize his self-important you sound here?

Storm In A Teacup
May 22nd 2023


45800 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"Yeah Storm you should be BOWING to King Johnny

Lmao what the fuck"



Right. I did say it is an ego issue and Johnny less than 60 seconds later helped prove me right.

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
May 22nd 2023


60575 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

if you wanna assume that i seriously or that i assume the W/L quotient should be important to anyone roped in, by my guest. it's a fun excuse to throw shit against the wall and i wouldn't have been able to write it if i thought it entailed a Definitive Verdict

Storm In A Teacup
May 22nd 2023


45800 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"No reason that Storm presumably didn’t beg"



The list had been featured for 5 days before i even had a clue what was happening. Has anyone noticed Johnny has featured 80% of their own lists?

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
May 22nd 2023


60575 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

babe if 80% of your lists were of featureable length or substance, they'd be right up there

ArsMoriendi
May 22nd 2023


41087 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

“Storm, if you were as great as me, I’d fellate you like I fellate myself”

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
May 22nd 2023


27510 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

“ the point is the i can + did identify with the proclivities needed to create a list like Storm's enough to ultimately pass him (if you wanna impose that metaphor) hmm”



The tone you’re taking (increasingly evident per the typing-thru-tears summation of this album’s sound and impact) is funny based on the situation trust me

Storm In A Teacup
May 22nd 2023


45800 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Johnny you dont even get it. I dont want to be featured like that because it doesnt matter. Making a list is the goal. Not some acceptance for said list.

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
May 22nd 2023


60575 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

are you suggesting that i write lists primarily for the sake of featuring them?

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
May 22nd 2023


27510 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

not this

Storm In A Teacup
May 22nd 2023


45800 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

No im saying you are the most professional wrestler of sputnikmusic

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
May 22nd 2023


27510 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Hell yes THIS

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
May 22nd 2023


60575 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

my finishing move is Sweatless Egodeath what's yours

Storm In A Teacup
May 22nd 2023


45800 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Hairline Fracture 😄

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
May 22nd 2023


60575 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

lol yas

this thread has convinced me it's time for the next 5s on 5s hmm who should it be

Storm In A Teacup
May 22nd 2023


45800 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

If sputnik had a wrestlemania they would be building for years towards a Johnny vs Potsy last man typing main event. Presumably after you each have main evented previous years against other opponents. Sowing wpuld have been an excellent bad guy for one of you to take dowm. Like when Sowing was shit on the most theyd ever been potsy would have walloped sowing

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
May 22nd 2023


60575 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

fr no standing against a united house when it's in full ars consolation mode

i enjoy that storm's wave in the direction of post-sowing sputvillains was your cue there

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
May 22nd 2023


60575 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

this is unsatisfactory

maybe we should exchange passwords and merge into one terminating being of fuck. sputnik wouldn't have a chance

Storm In A Teacup
May 23rd 2023


45800 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

That all happened years ago. We are posting on an abortion.



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