Album Rating: 5.0

Gud album

Album Rating: 5.0

"Hi I'm Gavierra last night my mommy made me dinner while we listened to Tool and we both got so wound up I jizzed right in my pants."

Album Rating: 2.0

> making lame jokes about Men because limited vocabulary is spent

Album Rating: 3.5

Dude's trying to shit talk black metal with an arsenal of "Agalloch is the only good one" and currently digging the fucking Flower Kings lmao



World's full of neoprog, go listen to Pendragon and keep yourself occupied for awhile

Album Rating: 3.5

Wait I just.



A 2.0 on Portishead Johnny come back it's so much worse

Album Rating: 5.0

Yeah dude clearly is a loser.

Album Rating: 2.0

Black metal virgins be like: ^

Album Rating: 5.0

Basement dwelling cock ticklers be like ^^^

Album Rating: 2.0

LOOOOL another Darwin-Reject comeback I fucking can’t

This is like watching a drunk man argue with his own reflection. Fascinating.

Album Rating: 4.0

Been so distracted following parks' latest shitbit this week that I forgot there are real users with genuinely godawful taste issues

Tool/NIN/Deftones/Porcupine Tree I literally could not name a more iconic combo for shitting the bed on an entire generation of metal

“ Tool/NIN/Deftones/Porcupine Tree”

Someone inherited their dad’s ipod shuffle

Album Rating: 2.0

“This is like watching a drunk man argue with his own reflection. Fascinating”



More like watching a hobo get mad because someone told him to get a job. It’s peak entertainment on my end



Also I’m sure 3 of those 4 bands aren’t even metal

Album Rating: 5.0

"Hi I'm Gavierra sorry I'm being rude my micropenis makes me a naturally angry person."

Album Rating: 2.0

Keep crying lol. Maybe one day that 5mm will come in handy

Album Rating: 3.5

Tbh much as I dig this record, this is the discourse that Nodtveidt deserves

Trve

Album Rating: 4.5

what a thread 10/10

Album Rating: 4.5

So much maturity here

Album Rating: 5.0

That time of the year again