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robertsona
Staff Reviewer
March 13th 2023


27590 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

The singer in this band has a slowcore project called Dirt Buyer—ArsMoriendi and I will be seeing them live 4/1. Kinda dig that 2019 self titled.

quetzal
March 15th 2023


995 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

this album is the definition of a 10 / 10 and is why i listen to music

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
March 15th 2023


27590 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I recommend Dirt Buyer (2019), the album from this frontperson’s slowcore project

Demon of the Fall
March 15th 2023


34114 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I'm already tired of this album and I haven't even heard it (yet?)

anat
Contributing Reviewer
March 15th 2023


5768 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

listen to the album for shot of adrenaline

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
March 15th 2023


60738 Comments

Album Rating: 2.8

album is three espressos in a row and forgetting to leave your kitchen

MillionDead
March 15th 2023


5342 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Never heard of the band before this album dropped. Genuinely enjoying it so far, the modern take on no wave interests me a lot. That subtle bit of melodic guitar toward the end of Crossing Guard really makes the song pop.

normaloctagon
Contributing Reviewer
March 15th 2023


4011 Comments


what happens at 4 espressos

Pikazilla
March 15th 2023


29922 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

stays at 4 espressos

Demon of the Fall
March 15th 2023


34114 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

You don’t want to know, seriously

normaloctagon
Contributing Reviewer
March 15th 2023


4011 Comments


*sips fifth espresso

the chair leg is manuscript

i can’t feel my eyes but the coffee floatssss….*

Am i doing it right

Demon of the Fall
March 15th 2023


34114 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I’m joshing but seriously don’t do that; because I did once have faaaaaar too much coffee and I genuinely think it was close to being one of the worst experiences of my life.



Tripped out worse maybe… once? It was awful because it had none of the upside, just complete dread and feeling like you’re having a heart-attack. Do not recommend. I gib zero ⭐️

tectactoe
March 15th 2023


7420 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I remember when I first learnt that there is no such thing as "espresso beans" - there are only coffee beans. Espresso comes to fruition with a darker roast coffee bean plus a specific brewing technique (very high temperature and I think high pressure water). So if someone tries to sell you a product specifically labeled "espresso beans," tell that man or woman to get lost.



My mind was also a little blown when I found out that darker roasts have less caffeine. Something about the roasting process actually causes the beans to excrete and lose some of their caffeine. I guess I've always inherently (and incorrectly) correlated intensity of flavor with caffeine content, but alas I'd been misled by my own tuition all these years. The "morning blends" and "house specials" have significantly more caffeine than the Italian and French roasts.

normaloctagon
Contributing Reviewer
March 15th 2023


4011 Comments


coffee sure is something

tectactoe
March 15th 2023


7420 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Wait until you hear about the civet poop coffee

normaloctagon
Contributing Reviewer
March 15th 2023


4011 Comments


Civetsbody

Demon of the Fall
March 15th 2023


34114 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I wasn’t drinking express o for ref, it was just regular filter stuff at home. My mate was a fiend and man was I fucked. Felt less so after your average cock tail of nefarious substances tbh, people don’t realise what this shit can do to you

MiloRuggles
Staff Reviewer
March 15th 2023


3036 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

now we've got that percolator

never made a latte greater

i'm savin

23 dollars a week

ArsMoriendi
March 16th 2023


41138 Comments


"The singer in this band has a slowcore project called Dirt Buyer—ArsMoriendi and I will be seeing them live 4/1. Kinda dig that 2019 self titled."

Yeah boy, to beat a dead horse they're opening for Godcaster at their album party concert thinggggg :D

Demon of the Fall
March 16th 2023


34114 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I don't remember typing that ^ out



I don't remember this album either, but I did listen and it was maybe actually quite decent, hmm



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