Caroline Polachek Desire, I Want To Turn Into You
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pizzamachine
February 18th 2023


27252 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

The horny levels are another level

ToSmokMuzyki
February 18th 2023


10892 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

hey theres a song about me



that makes me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
February 18th 2023


27498 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiLy0o2CFkY



lots of highlights here



they start off by playing n-words in paris, kool ad says the f-word and that he's lenny kravitz 3x, and caroline's auto-auto-tuned voice

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
February 18th 2023


27498 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

once caroline polachek instagram story'd that a random line from "violent crimes" by kanye west was making her cry and she dropped the n-word and kelela got mad



also "i belong in your arms" by chairlift is better than any caroline polachek song even though I think that song has 12/10 potential and is more like an 8/10



I reviewed Pang and gave it a 3 but felt embarrassed of my review ex post facto and had it deleted

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
February 18th 2023


27498 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I don't think she does really. She has an insane voice. I mentioned this but weirdly enough she has the same vocal coach as Julia Kwamya--but Julia got pancaked by a car in 2019 and was in the hospital for months. What Caroline need a coach for bro

gryndstone
February 18th 2023


2741 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I always point to her performance of Breathless by the Corrs as a vocal example

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
February 18th 2023


27498 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I once made the best pop song ever by mashing up the verses of breathless by the corrs and the chorus to heaven is a place on earth by belinda carlisle

Zac124
February 18th 2023


2723 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I really liked the first track but the rest of the album did practically nothing for me.

fogza
Contributing Reviewer
February 19th 2023


9835 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Lol robertsona why is it such an issue for polachek to use a vocal coach?

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
February 19th 2023


27498 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Nah it was a joke it’s just she has this voice that seems hard to improve on from (imo) Chairlift Day 1 and surely before then. Colton ribbin obv too

fogza
Contributing Reviewer
February 19th 2023


9835 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

damn I missed the nuances lol, ok resume normal programming

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
February 20th 2023


27498 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I just listened to the first song and it rly is WSOTY

GhandhiLion
February 20th 2023


17643 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

eh, it's alright. One of the 3 good songs

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
February 20th 2023


27498 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

It bothers me so much. I don’t like any of the album that much but that’s as bad as TO ALL OF THE KINGS AND THE QUEENs we will pop champagne etc like that bad to me.

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
February 21st 2023


27498 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

hopedrunk, i believe, and blood and butter are great. two or three more are good, then the rest are ehhhhh and I hate the opener

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
February 21st 2023


27498 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

looked up the first track and it's only one of three written by some other people than Polachek and Harle (my three favs all are) and the two writers both have a bunch of other bad songs to their name. chalk up another win for auteurism

Christbait
February 21st 2023


335 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Very meh on this album. I like good pop but this feels like a derivative Imogen Heap.

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
February 21st 2023


60543 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Love that statistics suggest this is the most un3.5able album of the year so far



5 songs in and so far the odds are fire, the evens are trash. Interesting

nash1311
February 21st 2023


8143 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Def feels derivative Imogen Heap. Back half is better than the first for sure. The chirps in Hopedrunk sound like my fire alarm when it’s low on battery #triggered

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
February 21st 2023


60543 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Wow the middle third of this is a massive pothole



GOOD: opener, Bunny is a Rider, Crude Drawing, Hopedrunk, Smoke

[[probably good]]: Billions, Butterfly Net

trash: Pretty In Possible, Sunset, Fly To You

whocares: everything else



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