Album Rating: 3.2

No t/t sowing? agh its bliss

Album Rating: 3.5

I dunno. It's nice I guess but really not that memorable.

3.5 means great. for the integrity of the site you’re required to lower your rating to a 3.4

Album Rating: 3.5

Everyone by now knows that all my ratings are +0.5-1.0 whatever is reasonable

Album Rating: 3.2

3.5 to me means good also

A 3.5 is simply a vibe

This is a total 4 tho

Album Rating: 3.7

A 4.1, even

Album Rating: 3.2

I mainly just love the middle act so much

Album Rating: 4.0

some of this is diet pop, some of it has calories

Album Rating: 4.0

saved by the bass tones

Album Rating: 4.0

Bye, don’t wanna break up again, eternal sunshine, and especially the boy is mine are my takeaways

Album Rating: 2.9

Great write-up, thoroughly enjoyed the read. Congrats on the promo too! Well deserved

Album Rating: 2.0

Thanks a lot my friend!

Album Rating: 4.0

Swiftian

Album Rating: 4.0

It’s been said that William Shakespeare invented over 1700 words, and let me tell you, that is not one of them

Etymology
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Swift +‎ -ian

Adjective
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Swiftian (comparative more Swiftian, superlative most Swiftian)

Of or pertaining to Jonathan Swift (1667–1745), Anglo-Irish satirist and essayist, or his works. quotations ▼
Swiftian satire

Album Rating: 2.0

Anyone with a pulse knows I was referring to Taylor

Album Rating: 4.0

woosh

Album Rating: 4.0

lmfao

review is firmly post-satire fr