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GhandhiLion
December 5th 2023


17643 Comments


In my experience, the "do your research", "google it" mantra almost always comes from people who I suspect lack an ability to educate the person they're saying it to.

Also comes up with the left, preferred phrase being "It's not my job to educate you sweetie".


JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
December 5th 2023


60597 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"She has a degree from Temple University but chose to pursue a career in music rather than work at Starbucks."

holy fuck lmao, new display name?

"lyrics that will hold no relevancy in ten years or less. "

as opposed to the majority of metal lyrics, which tend to age so gracefully

GhandhiLion
December 5th 2023


17643 Comments


Also it's funny that Havey referenced antifawatch before they wrote " Type the vocalist's name into google"

Mort.
December 5th 2023


25323 Comments


youre being problematic and no i wont explain




Wildcardbitchesss
December 5th 2023


12221 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

or they have no proper source so they have to take the word of some loser that sits in his moms basement and calls everyone to the left of Chuck Schumer a communist on antifawatch



I hate this fucking country so much

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
December 5th 2023


60597 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"youre being problematic and no i wont explain"

is the second best no-context chaospost in my arsenal

best is an out of of the blue dm to the tune of "hey man, idk what everyone is saying about you, but I think you're a great guy"

Mort.
December 5th 2023


25323 Comments


yikes, this aint it buddy

GhandhiLion
December 5th 2023


17643 Comments


This is giving me a stronger credence on Johnny being evil

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
December 5th 2023


60597 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

responsible evilposting only

Christbait
December 5th 2023


341 Comments


shit slaps it's like a prolonged panic attack
xeno, go listen to some neckbeard deathcamp and learn something about your culture.

Christbait
December 5th 2023


341 Comments


Arlington Cemetery gave me stank face.

YuriZakhaev
December 5th 2023


1063 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Xeno has djent in their pie, Tundra alt confirmed?

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
December 5th 2023


60597 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

absolutely love that this discourse has been doing down here while the fuckin HIRS Collective is featured on the frontpage lmfao. sputnik is evolving?

Wildcardbitchesss
December 5th 2023


12221 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

“I wish bands would just stay out of politics”

Klekticist
December 6th 2023


1394 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

shut the fuck up fascist [2]



good album

Mort.
December 6th 2023


25323 Comments


no we just think its good to make fun of you lol

xenochrist15
December 6th 2023


71 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Sure.

Mort.
December 6th 2023


25323 Comments


literally crying and shidding every time you post pls stop i cant take it

Ryus
December 6th 2023


37009 Comments


TesseracT Polaris
I'm changing my rating from 3.5 to a 5. Why? After revisiting the album and watching Dan perform the songs from this album that don't get played live often on his Twitch stream, I can say without a doubt, this album hits me the hardest - from the lyrical content to the absolute compositional mastery of the songs and just the overall groove, Polaris is the album I will always recommend to first time listeners as Tesseract's best album. The gang just hits it on every cylinder in every song.

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
December 6th 2023


60597 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

closet witch



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