Slytherin Tales of Hogsmeade Village
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Purpl3Spartan
January 28th 2022


8663 Comments


Where's the proggy math rock band named Ravenclaw tho

Muzz79
January 28th 2022


3087 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

When the Darkness Comes from last year was really good. This isn't

SitarHero
January 28th 2022


14714 Comments


"Where's the proggy math rock band named Ravenclaw tho"

And the synthpop Hufflepuff group?

Gryffindor would obvs be thrash because riff is right there in the name.

Purpl3Spartan
January 28th 2022


8663 Comments


Exactly

The four houses of sputcore

Kompys2000
Emeritus
January 28th 2022


9467 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

syck ryffs

SitarHero
January 28th 2022


14714 Comments


Lol that also makes me wonder which house each of the big 4 of any given genre be.

TheMonster
January 28th 2022


240 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

"you wouldn't be able to remotely guess the theme of this album by sound alone. you wouldn't even be in the right ballpark."



Seven Years covers part of the Harry Potter score, so that's not entirely correct. Not disagreeing with your overarching impressions, though.

DarkNoctus
January 28th 2022


12212 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

yeah i was talking more sound/theme wise. if your only way of being able to tell is a literal cover of the harry potter theme, you failed with the concept imo.

Illoomorpheme
January 28th 2022


488 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Fuck this is awful.

I'm not as averse to the concept of the band as some, but the execution is just dreadful.

Sevengill
January 28th 2022


12094 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

20 seconds in I reflexively turned this down in case anyone was listening



it's not as fzzzzz as I was expecting, but it's just as boring

Elynna
January 28th 2022


1439 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I wish I could obliviate myself after having listened to this, jesus this was godawful

Sevengill
January 28th 2022


12094 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

this lowkey makes me feel bad about having ever used synthesizers or made black metal

Voltimand
January 28th 2022


1670 Comments


I mean, is this any more nerdy than Rush singing about Lord of the Rings?

MarsKid
Emeritus
January 28th 2022


21035 Comments


Movies are infinitely better than the books. Come at me.

Sevengill
January 28th 2022


12094 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

yeah but Rush doesn't sound like varg prison music



also I stg I thought it said Voldemort for a sec

Voltimand
January 28th 2022


1670 Comments


I want a fire album from Clortho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-2ZxldMO-M

Sevengill
January 28th 2022


12094 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I WILL TURN YOU INTO A SPIDER

Pho3nix
January 28th 2022


1610 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

The vocals are actually quite Varg-esque in this release. A positive surprise.

sizeofanocean
January 28th 2022


3440 Comments


Lmao what a time we live in

sizeofanocean
January 28th 2022


3440 Comments


Though combining BM and Slytherin isn't all that far fetched. Good idea at least on second thought, i'll say that



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